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Wednesday, December 15, 2010

From Abhishek Kumar and other lol :-) Share Some Humor™ group members on LinkedIn

Linkedin GroupsDecember 14, 2010
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BRA SIZES EXPLAINED 30 comments »

Started by Chandrashekaran K N

Ok, back through the alphabet again, new terms for each letter!...
More » By George Marshall

COMPANY FULL FORM..!!! Very Intresting 2 comments »

Started by Simi Sashidharan

Where is ' Zen ' IT Humor , not fair.
By karthikeyan arumugathandavan

IDEA !!! 2 comments »

Started by Sreekanth Menon(reachsreeat@gmail.com)

LoL
By adhavan xavier

Discussions (7)

Do u know why spelling of women starts with “W”? 1 comment »

Started by Chandrashekaran K N, CEO at Indraprasta Consultants

Wife?
By Abhishek Kumar, Business Consultant (Pre Sales)

Getting Something For Nothing At Work Comment or flag »

Started by Gregg Schwartz, Editor of Free Stuffin - Home of The Schnorrer

If you are one of the millions of Americans who work a lackluster job with an evil boss, here are some ways to get back at The Man....
More » By Gregg Schwartz, Editor of Free Stuffin - Home of The Schnorrer

Blond Moments 2 comments »

Started by Aparna Ramesh K, AGM at India Insure Risk Management Services

Blond jokes again ? LOLz...
More » By Rauf Cyclewala rauflinkedin@yahoo.com, Sr. Analyst- Global Business Intelligence at eClerx

Saving.... Comment or flag »

Started by adhavan xavier, r m g - helios and matheson IT ltd

"Saving is a fine thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you." - Winston Churchill
By adhavan xavier, r m g - helios and matheson IT ltd

CORPORATE LESSON Comment or flag »

Started by sruthi L., business development executive at MST

Once there were three peoples; BOSS , officer , & clerk going for a meeting ......
More » By sruthi L., business development executive at MST

AND, SPEAKING OF SEX… Comment or flag »

Started by Chandrashekaran K N, CEO at Indraprasta Consultants

"What do I know about sex? I'm a married man."...
More » By Chandrashekaran K N, CEO at Indraprasta Consultants

Nasa Scientist and British Engineers 4 comments »

Started by Chandrashekaran K N, CEO at Indraprasta Consultants

And speaking of planes, Jay Leno had a memorable joke. Two Januaries ago when the heroic pilot safely landed his plane in the Hudson...
More » By William Rosen, Author / Editor / Reporter

 

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Tuesday, December 14, 2010

From Simi Sashidharan and other lol :-) Share Some Humor™ group members on LinkedIn

Linkedin GroupsDecember 13, 2010
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Funny One liners!!!! 310 comments »

Started by Abhishek Kumar

Work is for someone who doesn't know how to fish..:)
By Aadil Basha

BRA SIZES EXPLAINED 28 comments »

Started by Chandrashekaran K N

Thank you William will surely consider it as an alternate career !! The advantage for the person with such a proportion is that she will...
More » By Sreekanth Menon(reachsreeat@gmail.com)

lol :-) Share Some Humor™ - 2 Flags and Discussion is Deleted 21 comments »

Started by Mark Simmering

i guess the stationery is confusing itself with stationary:)
By Chandrashekaran K N

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COMPANY FULL FORM..!!! Very Intresting Comment or flag »

Started by Simi Sashidharan, Team Leader at Zenith Infotech

1. NIIT : Not Interested in IT...
More » By Simi Sashidharan, Team Leader at Zenith Infotech

Blond Moments 1 comment »

Started by Aparna Ramesh K, AGM at India Insure Risk Management Services

KNOW WHO INVENTED BLONDE JOKES?...
More » By karthikeyan arumugathandavan, at 5d6s

Little Known Christmas Fact (Strictly PG) 1 comment »

Started by Chandrashekaran K N, CEO at Indraprasta Consultants

Seems this story can be a good addition to Ripley's Believe it or not !!
By Sreekanth Menon(reachsreeat@gmail.com), Manager Recruitments at Core HR Services Pvt. Ltd

Blond talks to other blond: '' Listen, this year the New Year will be on Friday'' , the other one: '' OMG, hope it's not gonna be the 13th''. Comment or flag »

Started by Aparna Ramesh K, AGM at India Insure Risk Management Services

A guy meets a hooker in a bar. She says, "This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. 1 comment »

Started by Mark Simmering, Recruitment Marketing; Financial Services, Investments, Private Equity, Real Estate, Energy ►12,100+ Connects◄

Hahahaha! Good thing it was a verbal contract and most likely unenforceable - why would she want to work that hard for only $300???...
More » By Rose Anderson, Owner, Pure Gallery, Inc.

Noticing..! 3 comments »

Started by harish yelamarthy, Technical Recruiter @S2tech

Hahahahaha!...
More » By Rose Anderson, Owner, Pure Gallery, Inc.

 

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From Deva Raj and other Coffee Break group members on LinkedIn

Linkedin GroupsDecember 13, 2010
Coffee Break

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50 Mistakes Girls Make...... 3 comments »

Started by Deva Raj

42. Not making any noises at all. Moan. Scream his name. Something so he knows he's the best you've had, even if he isn't....
More » By Deva Raj

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¤ Have You Job Candidates evaluated their 14 Career Strengths & Weaknesses using SWOT Analysis? http://internsover40.blogspot.com/2010/12/changing-careersevaluate-your-strengths.html Comment or flag »

Started by Leslie Parker leslieparker40@gmail.com, Contributor at Interns Over 40

As an older skilled worker you should be able to speak about your strength and weakness. SWOT is a way of doing some serious...
More » By Leslie Parker leslieparker40@gmail.com, Contributor at Interns Over 40

what your partner really means (Ever wonder what your partner is really saying?) Comment or flag »

Started by Deva Raj, Sr technical Recruiter

Here is what they say, and what it really means:...
More » By Deva Raj, Sr technical Recruiter

Three most popular lies men tell women Comment or flag »

Started by Deva Raj, Sr technical Recruiter

What are the three most popular lies that men tell women ?...
More » By Deva Raj, Sr technical Recruiter

MANAGEMENT LESSON #1 Comment or flag »

Started by Deva Raj, Sr technical Recruiter

MANAGEMENT LESSON #1...
More » By Deva Raj, Sr technical Recruiter

Signs That You Are Cheap Comment or flag »

Started by Deva Raj, Sr technical Recruiter

1. You attend a weekly coupon club....
More » By Deva Raj, Sr technical Recruiter

Satisfied Comment or flag »

Started by Deva Raj, Sr technical Recruiter

'No woman will ever be truly satisfied,...
More » By Deva Raj, Sr technical Recruiter

What makes you excited to jump out of bed in the morning? Do you love what you do? What's your passion? Comment or flag »

Started by Terrie Handley, Loving My Life!

 

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Monday, December 13, 2010

From Chandrashekaran K N and other lol :-) Share Some Humor™ group members on LinkedIn

Linkedin GroupsDecember 12, 2010
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BRA SIZES EXPLAINED 23 comments »

Started by Chandrashekaran K N

Thank you Sai Kumar,...
More » By William Rosen

Appointment letter for Engineers is here.. details in comment below 1 comment »

Started by Ravinder Bhan

thank you. I'm so happy to receive the air tickets (it is to Narita, Tokyo and return) even before your email. I'm therefore requesting...
More » By Chandrashekaran K N

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Nasa Scientist and British Engineers Comment or flag »

Started by Chandrashekaran K N, CEO at Indraprasta Consultants

Scientists at NASA built a gun specifically to launch standard 4 pound dead chickens at the windshields of airliners, military jets and...
More » By Chandrashekaran K N, CEO at Indraprasta Consultants

My funny Web series. Comment or flag »

Started by John McDonnell, Freelance Writer/Editor

I have a blog where I post weekly installments of my series called "Larry The Alien". It's a surreal look at life, where absurdity is the...
More » By John McDonnell, Freelance Writer/Editor

Funny One liners!!!! 308 comments »

Started by Abhishek Kumar, Business Consultant (Pre Sales)

You are born with the Intelligence you will have but your Wisdom grows with every mistake you make!
By George Marshall, VP Marketing at Dhyan Infotech

 

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Sunday, December 12, 2010

From Mohamed Safraz Mahusoon and other lol :-) Share Some Humor™ group members on LinkedIn

Linkedin GroupsDecember 11, 2010
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Funny One liners!!!! 308 comments »

Started by Abhishek Kumar

You are born with the Intelligence you will have but your Wisdom grows with every mistake you make!
By George Marshall

BRA SIZES EXPLAINED 21 comments »

Started by Chandrashekaran K N

A man walked into the ladies department of a store and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra...
More » By George Marshall

Santa Claus jokes & stories 14 comments »

Started by George Marshall

@John - I never knew engineers could be so poetic. Hmmm, I think my husband has some explaining to do - grrrrr....
More » By Rose Anderson

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Positive Approach. Comment or flag »

Started by Mohamed Safraz Mahusoon, Technical Systems Analyst

Father: I want you to marry a girl of my choice....
More » By Mohamed Safraz Mahusoon, Technical Systems Analyst

Little Known Christmas Fact (Strictly PG) Comment or flag »

Started by Chandrashekaran K N, CEO at Indraprasta Consultants

Not long ago and far away, Santa was getting ready for his annual trip...but there were problems everywhere....
More » By Chandrashekaran K N, CEO at Indraprasta Consultants

Christmas is in my heart twelve months a year and thanks to credit cards, it's on my Visa card statement twelve months a year also. Comment or flag »

Started by Chandrashekaran K N, CEO at Indraprasta Consultants

Killerrrrrrrr English................ 12 comments »

Started by Simi Sashidharan, Team Leader at Zenith Infotech

# my favourite Sir at his best:...
More » By Sreekanth Menon(reachsreeat@gmail.com), Manager Recruitments at Core HR Services Pvt. Ltd

IDEA !!! 1 comment »

Started by Sreekanth Menon(reachsreeat@gmail.com), Manager Recruitments at Core HR Services Pvt. Ltd

:)
By Chandrashekaran K N, CEO at Indraprasta Consultants

Fights in India Comment or flag »

Started by Sreekanth Menon(reachsreeat@gmail.com), Manager Recruitments at Core HR Services Pvt. Ltd

Scenario 1...
More » By Sreekanth Menon(reachsreeat@gmail.com), Manager Recruitments at Core HR Services Pvt. Ltd

I was at a holiday party and they served Turkey Sausage. I asked if that was how they recycled their management. 1 comment »

Started by Christopher Mitchell, Retirement Planning Specialist

LOL!!
By Aparna Ramesh K, AGM at India Insure Risk Management Services

How the national ID card will work....! Comment or flag »

Started by Aparna Ramesh K, AGM at India Insure Risk Management Services

Operator : "Thank you for calling Pizza Hut . May I have your..."...
More » By Aparna Ramesh K, AGM at India Insure Risk Management Services

Halloween Party Comment or flag »

Started by Anis Siddiqui, at Curve HR

A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party. She got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He...
More » By Anis Siddiqui, at Curve HR

Don't Force Men to Shop Comment or flag »

Started by Anis Siddiqui, at Curve HR

This is why women should not take men shopping against their will....
More » By Anis Siddiqui, at Curve HR

Why men are not allowed to write advice columns Comment or flag »

Started by Anis Siddiqui, at Curve HR

Dear Walter:...
More » By Anis Siddiqui, at Curve HR

Noticing..! 2 comments »

Started by harish yelamarthy, Technical Recruiter @S2tech

So chauvinistic. I like it:)
By Chandrashekaran K N, CEO at Indraprasta Consultants

I accept all invites and never IDK. I always reply within 24 Hours. My e-mail address is kpeterson@idexcel.com Please add me to your professional network. Thanks a lot in Advance. Comment or flag »

Started by Kevin Peterson, Pharma Recruiter at Idexcel.Inc

IT guys !!! 2 comments »

Started by Sreekanth Menon(reachsreeat@gmail.com), Manager Recruitments at Core HR Services Pvt. Ltd

ha haaaa...
More » By Poonam Verma, Sr. Data Conversion Analyst at Hewlett-Packard

 

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Saturday, December 11, 2010

From Sunny Gurnani and other lol :-) Share Some Humor™ group members on LinkedIn

Linkedin GroupsDecember 10, 2010
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Funny One liners!!!! 307 comments »

Started by Abhishek Kumar

It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are stupid
By Abhishek Kumar

lol :-) Share Some Humor™ - 2 Flags and Discussion is Deleted 20 comments »

Started by Mark Simmering

No matter how hard you push the envelope it's still stationary....
More » By William Rosen

BRA SIZES EXPLAINED 18 comments »

Started by Chandrashekaran K N

@William - very well said...
More » By Sai Kumar Chalamalashetty

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Noticing..! 2 comments »

Started by harish yelamarthy, Technical Recruiter @S2tech

Men always believe in "Practice before you Preach"
By Sunny Gurnani, Business Development at Zenith Infotech

Who's Bigger? Comment or flag »

Started by Chandrashekaran K N, CEO at Indraprasta Consultants

Who's Bigger? Mr Bigger or master Bigger?...
More » By Chandrashekaran K N, CEO at Indraprasta Consultants

What's the most embarrassing thing that ever happened to you? C'mon, fess up! Comment or flag »

Started by William Rosen, Author / Editor / Angler

Killerrrrrrrr English................ 10 comments »

Started by Simi Sashidharan, Team Leader at Zenith Infotech

This should be translated to Tamil to understand the fun:...
More » By Srinivasan N, Deputy General Manager - Human Resources at Equitas Micro Finance India Pvt Ltd

I never take risk while drinking 2 comments »

Started by Sreekanth Menon(reachsreeat@gmail.com), Manager Recruitments at Core HR Services Pvt. Ltd

Wow Good one ..............
More » By Deep Sagar ☆ Kalahasti ☆ ✔, Senior Recruiter at McCreade Software Asia Pvt Ltd

A guy meets a hooker in a bar. She says, "This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. Comment or flag »

Started by Mark Simmering, Recruitment Marketing; Financial Services, Investments, Private Equity, Real Estate, Energy ►12,100+ Connects◄

I'll do absolutely anything you want for $300, as long as you can say it in three words." The guy replies, "Hey, why not?" He pull his...
More » By Mark Simmering, Recruitment Marketing; Financial Services, Investments, Private Equity, Real Estate, Energy ►12,100+ Connects◄

A newlywed couple moves into their new house. One day the husband comes home from work and his wife says, "Honey, you know, in the upstairs bathroom one of the pipes is leaking, could you fix it?" Comment or flag »

Started by Mark Simmering, Recruitment Marketing; Financial Services, Investments, Private Equity, Real Estate, Energy ►12,100+ Connects◄

The husband says, "What do I look like, Mr. Plumber?"...
More » By Mark Simmering, Recruitment Marketing; Financial Services, Investments, Private Equity, Real Estate, Energy ►12,100+ Connects◄

Hi every one I am Reyaz Khan and I have just joined this group and hey looks like I am going to have lots of fun here lol :) Comment or flag »

Started by Reyaz Khan, Country Manager at Super Technologies, Inc

 

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