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Friday, November 5, 2010

From Deva Raj and other Coffee Break group members on LinkedIn

Linkedin GroupsNovember 4, 2010
Coffee Break

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A Man's Prayer Comment or flag »

Started by Deva Raj, Sr technical Recruiter

Now I lay me down to sleep...
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What Men Expect In A Wife Comment or flag »

Started by Deva Raj, Sr technical Recruiter

* She will always be beautiful and cheerful....
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the princess Comment or flag »

Started by Deva Raj, Sr technical Recruiter

Once upon a time there was a king who had a beautiful daughter....
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Q: What do the Leafs and the Titanic have in common? Comment or flag »

Started by Deva Raj, Sr technical Recruiter

A: They are both great until they hit the ice!
By Deva Raj, Sr technical Recruiter

The Female Stages Of Life Comment or flag »

Started by Deva Raj, Sr technical Recruiter

AGE/ DRINK...
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10 Warning Signs That Your Net Girlfriend is a Freak Comment or flag »

Started by Deva Raj, Sr technical Recruiter

1. She sends you virtual flowers every hour on the hour...and then sends you an email every 5 minutes to ask if you got them....
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Top 10 Things Heterosexuals Need to Know About Gay People Comment or flag »

Started by Deva Raj, Sr technical Recruiter

10. We didn't invent disco music so stop blaming us....
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Eight Gifts That Don't Cost A Cent Comment or flag »

Started by Deva Raj, Sr technical Recruiter

~THE GIFT OF LISTENING~...
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A Man’s Life Comment or flag »

Started by Deva Raj, Sr technical Recruiter

God created the donkey and told him:...
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9 Things I Hate About Everyone Comment or flag »

Started by Deva Raj, Sr technical Recruiter

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my...
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My Resume: Comment or flag »

Started by Deva Raj, Sr technical Recruiter

1. My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory, but I got canned. I couldn't concentrate....
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A Touching Story of Love and Marriage Comment or flag »

Started by Deva Raj, Sr technical Recruiter

An elderly man lay in his death bed. Expecting to die at any moment, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favorite Oatmeal Raisin cookies...
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10 Ways To Make Your Cover letter "Kill"! | Interns Over 40 Comment or flag »

Started by Leslie Parker leslieparker40@gmail.com, Contributor at Interns Over 40

17-to-1:ratio of Job Interviews to Job Offers during a Recession. What can you do to improve your Interview Skills? http://internsover40.blogspot.com/2010/02/6-lies-we-tell-ourselves-about-job.html Comment or flag »

Started by Leslie Parker leslieparker40@gmail.com, Contributor at Interns Over 40

Few will argue about the importance of having a great resume; after all, it is the resume that generates job interviews. But nearly all...
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Attention Ladies! 1 comment »

Started by Deva Raj, Sr technical Recruiter

I think I read somewhere that the average man has a sexual thought every 3-seconds....LOL
By Andrew Rocuba, Estimator/PM at HT Lyons

Job Discussions (1)

Project Manager Jobs:Project Manager - Strategic Growth & Market Planning Long Beach, CA - Epson http://internsover40.blogspot.com/2010/09/project-management-current-positions.html Comment or flag »

Posted by Leslie Parker leslieparker40@gmail.com, Contributor at Interns Over 40

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Thursday, November 4, 2010

From Christina Mee-Kessler and other lol :-) Share Some Humor™ group members on LinkedIn

Linkedin GroupsNovember 3, 2010
lol :-) Share Some Humor™

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Rajini The Superstar !!!!! 46 comments »

Started by Kalyan Santra

Take this...
More » By Abhishek Chikhalkar 4000+ LION

“Dear Algebra, stop making me find your X! She's not coming back..” 18 comments »

Started by Chandrashekaran K N

just hysterical! LOL
By Colleen Lindblad R.N.

Husband downed with one blow in Walmart 3 comments »

Started by Justin William

HAHAHAHHA...too good! :-)
By Venugopal Rajagopalan

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Humor Book Now on amazon.com Comment or flag »

Started by Jerry Dollar, Seeking That Next Great Global Executive Position and Published Author (at5280ft@aol.com) [LION Open Networker 3000+]

If you have ever found yourself spending the night at O'Hare; if you consider mustard covered pretzels to be a food group; if flight...
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Poo-powered Volkswagen runs on turds of 70 homes Comment or flag »

Started by Tom Lopy, Social Networks Administrator at New Fiction

All new Mid Morning Matters with Alan Partridge episode 1 live 5th November http://www.fostersfunny.co.uk/ 1 comment »

Started by Chris Masters, ★ Sales Executive at Virtual Subsidiary ★

Ahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
By Chris Masters, ★ Sales Executive at Virtual Subsidiary ★

 

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From Jeff Cleveland and other Coffee Break group members on LinkedIn

Linkedin GroupsNovember 3, 2010
Coffee Break

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Attention Ladies! 1 comment »

Started by Deva Raj

I think I read somewhere that the average man has a sexual thought every 3-seconds....LOL
By Andrew Rocuba

Discussions (6)

10 Most Followed People On Twitter Who Aren't Celebrities Comment or flag »

Started by Raffy Pekson II, Advocate of small business success through cloud computing, social media & call center solutions.

Go through the list and read each one's description. You'll realize they're just genuinely passionate and sincere in what they do. Which...
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Free stuff for Veterans Day 2010 is now posted Comment or flag »

Started by Christina Mee-Kessler, Senior Communications Manager at General Dynamics Information Technology

Free stuff for Veterans Day 2010 is now posted at http://hownottobemee.com/wp/veterans-day-2010/. Please share this message with every...
More » By Christina Mee-Kessler, Senior Communications Manager at General Dynamics Information Technology

Humor Book Now on amazon.com Comment or flag »

Started by Jerry Dollar, Seeking That Next Great Global Executive Position and Published Author (at5280ft@aol.com) [LION Open Networker 3000+]

If you have ever found yourself spending the night at O'Hare; if you consider mustard covered pretzels to be a food group; if flight...
More » By Jerry Dollar, Seeking That Next Great Global Executive Position and Published Author (at5280ft@aol.com) [LION Open Networker 3000+]

Poo-powered Volkswagen runs on turds of 70 homes Comment or flag »

Started by Tom Lopy, Social Networks Administrator at New Fiction

New Inventions To Take The Pain Out Of Dentistry Comment or flag »

Started by Dr. Todd Welch, Periodontist at West Tennessee Periodontics and Dental Implants

Importance of Social Media Optimization and Marketing Services Comment or flag »

Started by lumen smiths, Social media promotion at Social media promotion

Job Discussions (2)

New Marketing Jobs:Sr Director, Sales & Marketing * San Francisco, CA - Genentech http://internsover40.blogspot.com/2010/01/marketing-all-jobs-and-internships.html Comment or flag »

Posted by Leslie Parker leslieparker40@gmail.com, Contributor at Interns Over 40

Miss Your Kids? Want Next Year to be Different? Comment or flag »

Posted by Jeff Cleveland, Award-winning Leader and Coach, Personal Development and Home Business Industries

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Wednesday, November 3, 2010

From Leslie Parker leslieparker40@gmail.com and other Coffee Break group members on LinkedIn

Linkedin GroupsNovember 2, 2010
Coffee Break

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Are you Re-entering the Work Force or changing careers? 6 Activities to be aware of. 1 comment »

Started by Leslie Parker leslieparker40@gmail.com

I have been out of work for just over 2 months, and while I have several opportunities right now that seem to be hopeful I am planning...
More » By Harriet Petti

Discussions (5)

Interviewing for Over 50 job seekers: by AARP | Interns Over 40 Comment or flag »

Started by Leslie Parker leslieparker40@gmail.com, Contributor at Interns Over 40

Importance of Social Media Optimization and Marketing Services Comment or flag »

Started by lumen smiths, Social media promotion at Social media promotion

Apply Internship Jobs: * Research & Product Development Internship Waterloo, NE - Syngenta Comment or flag »

Started by Leslie Parker leslieparker40@gmail.com, Contributor at Interns Over 40

* Merchandising Intern...
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Are you waiting for that "Perfect Job"? Has this recession reset your expectations? Comment or flag »

Started by Leslie Parker leslieparker40@gmail.com, Contributor at Interns Over 40

Editors Note: Are you over 40 and feeling frustrated in your job search. Perhaps a few words from Dr Phil's video will help you take a...
More » By Leslie Parker leslieparker40@gmail.com, Contributor at Interns Over 40

Twitter and Facebook are wrecking social skills 1 comment »

Started by Sarah Williams, Product Development at Lan2Wan

Sarah-Yes, you are right in many respects, but I think it is just a broader mistrust that is at work here. If you get too involved in...
More » By Pamela Shortkroff, Experienced Administrative Assistant with over 10 years experience in public and private sector.

 

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Tuesday, November 2, 2010

From Sreekanth Menon(reachsreeat@gmail.com) and other lol :-) Share Some Humor™ group members on LinkedIn

Linkedin GroupsNovember 1, 2010
lol :-) Share Some Humor™

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Funny One liners!!!! 225 comments »

Started by Abhishek Kumar MBA

Insanity is hereditary - we get it from our kids!
By George Marshall

Rajini The Superstar !!!!! 42 comments »

Started by Kalyan Santra

A basket ball player spins the ball on his finger and asks Rajni if he can do that. Rajni asks him: "how do you think the Earth is...
More » By Chandrashekaran K N

Some female bashing? 33 comments »

Started by Chandrashekaran K N

Todays women put on wigs, fake eyelashes, false fingernails, sixteen pounds of assorted make up, including living bras and various pads...
More » By Anis Siddiqui

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First Class Blondie Comment or flag »

Started by Sreekanth Menon(reachsreeat@gmail.com), Manager Recruitments at Core HR Services Pvt. Ltd

A beautiful young blond woman boards a plane to LA with a ticket for the coach section. She looks at the seats in coach and then looks...
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Wrong Timing !! Comment or flag »

Started by Sreekanth Menon(reachsreeat@gmail.com), Manager Recruitments at Core HR Services Pvt. Ltd

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful woman wave at him...
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Best Duck Joke 1 comment »

Started by David Houlihan, Owner, Training Education And Consultancy Help (TEACH)

This duck should go into advertising....He could make a fortune if he could say on command "AFLAC!"
By Ronald Stern, Attorney-at-Law

God Missing !! Comment or flag »

Started by Sreekanth Menon(reachsreeat@gmail.com), Manager Recruitments at Core HR Services Pvt. Ltd

A couple had two little boys, ages eight and ten, who were excessively mischievous....
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Beauty secrets !! Comment or flag »

Started by Sreekanth Menon(reachsreeat@gmail.com), Manager Recruitments at Core HR Services Pvt. Ltd

Little Davie watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face....
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One Wish !!! Comment or flag »

Started by Sreekanth Menon(reachsreeat@gmail.com), Manager Recruitments at Core HR Services Pvt. Ltd

A man riding his Harley was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the...
More » By Sreekanth Menon(reachsreeat@gmail.com), Manager Recruitments at Core HR Services Pvt. Ltd

"The Teeth" Comment or flag »

Started by Sreekanth Menon(reachsreeat@gmail.com), Manager Recruitments at Core HR Services Pvt. Ltd

The old man placed order for one hamburger, French fries and a drink....
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Halloween 3 comments »

Started by Chandrashekaran K N, CEO at Indraprasta Consultants

That's the PG-13 version of the story :-)
By George Marshall, VP Marketing at Dhyan Infotech

THE BEAR HUNT Comment or flag »

Started by Chandrashekaran K N, CEO at Indraprasta Consultants

Frank was excited about his new rifle, and decided to try bear hunting. He spotted a small brown bear and shot it. There was then a tap...
More » By Chandrashekaran K N, CEO at Indraprasta Consultants

What was your best Trick or Treating Story?? Comment or flag »

Started by Our Little Trips (LION), Owner, creator at Our Little Trips

Ours was when our toddler who was dressed like a little lion was given a mini LED flashlight, he chased the light on the ground. Where...
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From Dr. Todd Welch and other Coffee Break group members on LinkedIn

Linkedin GroupsNovember 1, 2010
Coffee Break

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Twitter and Facebook are wrecking social skills 1 comment »

Started by Sarah Williams

Sarah-Yes, you are right in many respects, but I think it is just a broader mistrust that is at work here. If you get too involved in...
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From Urine to Lasers: The History of Teeth Whitening Comment or flag »

Started by Dr. Todd Welch, Periodontist at West Tennessee Periodontics and Dental Implants

 

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Monday, November 1, 2010

From David Houlihan and other lol :-) Share Some Humor™ group members on LinkedIn

Linkedin GroupsOctober 31, 2010
lol :-) Share Some Humor™

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“Dear Algebra, stop making me find your X! She's not coming back..” 16 comments »

Started by Chandrashekaran K N

@Nishtha: and for being so nice you get this bonus:...
More » By Chandrashekaran K N

What is that one things You Never Want To Hear Your Girlfriend Say...??? 15 comments »

Started by Sachin Mistry

Looks like Simi is talking from experience... come on Simi... need some more brilliant stuff from you. The last one from Simi.. Seems...
More » By Justin William

punctuation is powerfull :-) 7 comments »

Started by I. Ch

cool
By Mohammed Irshan

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A little bit of british humour! Comment or flag »

Started by David Houlihan, Owner, Training Education And Consultancy Help (TEACH)

The train was quite crowded, so a U. S. Marine walked the entire length looking for a seat, but the only seat left was taken by a well...
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Subject: Divorce v. Murder Comment or flag »

Started by David Houlihan, Owner, Training Education And Consultancy Help (TEACH)

A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy,...
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AN IRISH GHOST STORY Comment or flag »

Started by David Houlihan, Owner, Training Education And Consultancy Help (TEACH)

For the day thats in it....
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Little Firefighter Comment or flag »

Started by David Houlihan, Owner, Training Education And Consultancy Help (TEACH)

If you don't laugh at this one, you're not breathing….....
More » By David Houlihan, Owner, Training Education And Consultancy Help (TEACH)

Dont mess with Women Comment or flag »

Started by David Houlihan, Owner, Training Education And Consultancy Help (TEACH)

Job at the FBI...
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Best Duck Joke Comment or flag »

Started by David Houlihan, Owner, Training Education And Consultancy Help (TEACH)

A duck walks into a pub and orders a pint of beer and a ham sandwich....
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Rajnikanth got his drivers license at the age of 16 seconds :o) Comment or flag »

Started by AliAkbar Sadriwala, Customer Service Representative at Technical Metals Est

A Lawyer dies 1 comment »

Started by George Marshall, VP Marketing at Dhyan Infotech

An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, "Ah, you're an engineer " you're in the wrong...
More » By George Marshall, VP Marketing at Dhyan Infotech

Where am I? Comment or flag »

Started by George Marshall, VP Marketing at Dhyan Infotech

...
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Tom & his Boss 1 comment »

Started by Simi Sashidharan, Team Leader at Zenith Infotech

Sounds like Tom has a good products liability case!
By Ronald Stern, Attorney-at-Law

Wife's Zen question: if my husband speaks in a forest, and there's no one around to hear him.... Is he still wrong? 4 comments »

Started by Peter Farnsworth, Available as a CFO / COO

and the counterpoint . . . If a woman speaks in the forest and there's no one around to hear her, is she still complaining?
By John Burgess, Network Manager at Acquire Media

 

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