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Saturday, July 31, 2010

From Jackie Azad and other lol :-) Share Some Humor™ group members on LinkedIn

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How Sexy Is Your Name? 66 comments »

Started by Mohammed Irshan

1349
By Carolyn Brough

Blondes, Brunettes and Redheads 45 comments »

Started by George Marshall

... or not...
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Champu Ki Kahani 13 comments »

Started by Aparna Ramesh K

Ek tha champu, karta tha kaam...
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What is confidence all about? 6 comments »

Started by David Ireland (david@farrowjamieson.com), Recruitment Consultant at Farrow Jamieson

Nice...absolute
By Jackie Azad, Senior Executive,Business Development at Mindfire Solutions

Coffee?? 6 comments »

Started by Aparna Ramesh K, AGM at India Insure Risk Management Services

Last night, my friends and I were sitting in the living room and I said to them , 'I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent...
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Adult industry sees iPorn potential in new phone Add a comment »

Started by Tom Lopy, Social Networks Administrator at New Fiction

Some wierd answers to common HR questions during interviews Add a comment »

Started by Narayana Kashyap, at ITC Infotech India Ltd

1. Why did you apply for this job?...
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How come there are so many devils now at the workplace? Well the employees were chosen for "MANAGEMENT DEVILOPMENT PROGRAMME". Now you know what typos can do :) Add a comment »

Started by Mateen Hamza, Chief Manager (Contracts Management) at Sui Southern Gas Company Limited

Tomato Story Add a comment »

Started by Narayana Kashyap, at ITC Infotech India Ltd

A Jobless man applied for the position of 'office boy' at Microsoft. The HR manager interviewed him then watched him cleaning the floor...
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A man went up to the barman and ordered a drink. Add a comment »

Started by Chandrashekaran K N, CEO at Indraprasta Consultants

With his drink, the barman gave him a bowl of peanuts, and from the bowl of peanuts the man heard a voice say, "I think you look great."...
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A male frog goes to a psychic. Add a comment »

Started by Chandrashekaran K N, CEO at Indraprasta Consultants

The psychic tells him, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."...
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Two bachelors, Larry and Frank were out to dinner. Add a comment »

Started by Chandrashekaran K N, CEO at Indraprasta Consultants

The conversation drifted from office, sports to politics and then to cooking. "I got a cook book once" said Larry. "But I couldn't do...
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The Top 20 ways to say "Your Fly Is Open" ---------------------------------------------------------- 1 comment »

Started by Jaydeep Roy, Principal Research Engineer, ACE Technology, Inch'on, KOREA

may be not much useful...
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Venture Investments Corpusa, Corp: www.aregreenexpo.com Add a comment »

Started by Kishoor Tewari Ramroochsingh, General manager www.globalclinicalservices.com

WWW.GLOBALCLINICALSERVICES.COM
By Kishoor Tewari Ramroochsingh, General manager www.globalclinicalservices.com

NEW ON THE GROUP !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Add a comment »

Started by Kishoor Tewari Ramroochsingh, General manager www.globalclinicalservices.com

Venture Investments Corpusa, Corp:
By Kishoor Tewari Ramroochsingh, General manager www.globalclinicalservices.com

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BioHazardJokes: How does a spoiled rich girl change a light bulb? She says Daddy I want a new apartment. #jokes Add a comment »

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A Cute Story! 1 comment »

Posted by Farid Shaikh, Business Development Manager at Kutenda

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From Tom Lopy and other Coffee Break group members on LinkedIn

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Adult industry sees iPorn potential in new phone | New Fiction Blog Add a comment »

Started by Tom Lopy, Social Networks Administrator at New Fiction

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Friday, July 30, 2010

From Sunny Gurnani and other lol :-) Share Some Humor™ group members on LinkedIn

Linkedin GroupsJuly 29, 2010
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How Sexy Is Your Name? 64 comments »

Started by Mohammed Irshan

Oliver = 935 not
By Oliver Matthews +44 (0) 7766060749

Blondes, Brunettes and Redheads 30 comments »

Started by George Marshall

Men! They sweep you off your feet and then try to hand you the broom!...
More » By Rose Anderson

Champu Ki Kahani 11 comments »

Started by Aparna Ramesh K

I was also missing
By Veena Jain

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NA TUM JANO NAA HUMM 2 comments »

Started by Manish Pandey, Subject Matter Expert, Internet Research at Telegenisys Inc (TGSI)

Nice one
By Sunny Gurnani, Business Development Excecutive at Zenith Infotech

Hansa & Praful-Dictionary Add a comment »

Started by Sunny Gurnani, Business Development Excecutive at Zenith Infotech

"DECIDE"...
More » By Sunny Gurnani, Business Development Excecutive at Zenith Infotech

The Top 20 ways to say "Your Fly Is Open" ---------------------------------------------------------- Add a comment »

Started by Jaydeep Roy, Principal Research Engineer, ACE Technology, Inch'on, KOREA

20) The cucumber has left the salad....
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A Cute Story! Add a comment »

Started by Farid Shaikh, Business Development Manager at Kutenda

A little boy about 10 years old was walking down the sidewalk, dragging a flattened frog on a string behind him. He came up to the...
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Coffee?? 5 comments »

Started by Aparna Ramesh K, AGM at India Insure Risk Management Services

nice one.... good sense of
By prabhakar vashishta, Business Development Manager at Aloha Technology Pvt. Ltd.

NEW One Liners for Valentines' Day - But I couldn't wait! Add a comment »

Started by Rose Anderson, Owner, Pure Gallery, Inc.

Q: What do squirrels give for Valentine's Day?...
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The 10 Most Annoying Alarm Clocks Add a comment »

Started by Narayana Kashyap, at ITC Infotech India Ltd

#10 - Climbing clock . It hangs above your head and starts climbing while it rings. Don't wake up fast enough, and you won't be able to...
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Neglected Wife 1 comment »

Posted by Deva (deva_18@ymail.com), Recruitment specialist at Makrotech

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From David Kravets and other The Linking Onion group members on LinkedIn

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TheYellowDailyNews: Oil Execs Clamor to Mimic Ousted BP Chief Add a comment »

Started by David Kravets, staffer at Wired

 

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From tracy davis and other Coffee Break group members on LinkedIn

Linkedin GroupsJuly 29, 2010
Coffee Break

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When you traveling abroad, how likely are you to try a new coffee house based on: A - Location B - Specialty Coffee C - Travel Guide Recommendation D - Name Recognition 9 comments »

Started by Anna D. George

Lyn, your "when in rome..." strategy might work in Costa Rica, or most central american countries. These countries usually get stuck...
More » By Matias Zeledon

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CreateSpace Community: Tracy davis blog: chaper one of My Husband Ran Off with the Nanny and God Do I Miss Her Add a comment »

Started by tracy davis, A FOXNEWS CONTRIBUTOR ON THE STRATEGY ROOM at Foxnews.com

I forgot to tell you what this is: its the first chapter of my novel but I am not sure, being a new member, if I am allowed even to say...
More » By tracy davis, A FOXNEWS CONTRIBUTOR ON THE STRATEGY ROOM at Foxnews.com

CreateSpace Community: Tracy davis blog: chaper one of My Husband Ran Off with the Nanny and God Do I Miss Her Add a comment »

Started by tracy davis, A FOXNEWS CONTRIBUTOR ON THE STRATEGY ROOM at Foxnews.com

The Seattle Barista Academy Italian Coffee Tour Cities: Roma, Napoli, Firenze(Florence),Siena, Bologna, Trieste. Includes world class Roasters and 3 top coffee shop locations in each city. Add a comment »

Started by Jeff Burgess, Director at Jeffrey A Burgess DDS MSD Consulting LLC

 

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Wednesday, July 28, 2010

From Brian Wade and other lol :-) Share Some Humor™ group members on LinkedIn

Linkedin GroupsJuly 27, 2010
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How Sexy Is Your Name? 59 comments »

Started by Mohammed Irshan

H=10
A=100
R=400
E= 145
S=113
H=10

Adds upto 778
By Haresh Chetnani

Less Means More ... 6 comments »

Started by Chandrashekaran K N

Hehehe..It hurts but its true!
By Farid Shaikh

Coffee?? 3 comments »

Started by Aparna Ramesh K

good one.......
@Chandrashekaran - Nice way to evade house work ah....;-)
By Narayana Kashyap

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My boyfriend is stuck! 16 comments »

Started by Jaydeep Roy, Principal Research Engineer, ACE Technology, Inch'on, KOREA

hahahaha
By Narayana Kashyap, at ITC Infotech India Ltd

Irish viagra Add a comment »

Started by Brian Wade, Experienced Sales and Channels Professional

An Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician to ask his advice in
reviving her husband's libido.

'What about trying Viagra?' asked the doctor.

'No chance', she said. 'He won't even take an aspirin.'

'Not a problem,' replied the doctor. 'Give him an 'Irish Viagra'. It's when
you drop the Viagra tablet into his coffee. He won't even taste it. Give it
a try and call me in a week to let me know how things went.'

It wasn't a week later when she called the doctor, who directly inquired as
to her progress. The poor dear exclaimed, 'Oh, faith, and begorrah! T'was
horrible ! Just terrible, doctor!'

'Really? What happened?' asked the doctor.

'Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee and the effect was
almost immediate. He jumped straight up, with a twinkle in his eye and with
his pants a-bulging fiercely! With one swoop of his arm, he sent me cups
and tablecloth flying, ripped me clothes to tatters and took me then and
there passionately on the tabletop! It was a nightmare, I tell you, an
absolute nightmare!'

'Why so terrible?' asked the doctor, 'Do you mean the sex your husband
provided wasn't good?'

'Foo kin jaysus, 'twas the best sex I've had in 25 years! But sure as I'm
sittin here, I'll never be able to show me face in Starbucks again!'
By Brian Wade, Experienced Sales and Channels Professional

Does management know its staff? Add a comment »

Started by Narayana Kashyap, at ITC Infotech India Ltd

On walking into the factory, the Managing Director of the company noticed a young guy leaning against the wall, doing nothing.

He approached the young man and calmly said to him, "How much do you earn?"

The young man was quite amazed that he was asked such a personal question, he replied, none the less, "I earn $ 2000.00 a month, Sir. Why?"

Without answering, the MD took out his wallet and removed $6000.00 cash and gave it to the young man and said, "Around here I pay people for working, not for standing around looking pretty!

Here is your 3 months salary, now GET OUT and don't come back".

The young man turned around and was quickly out of sight.

Noticing a few onlookers, the MD said in a very upset manner, "And that applies to everybody in this company".

He approached one of the onlookers and asked him, "Who's the young man I just fired?"

To which an amazing reply came - "He was the pizza delivery guy , Sir!"
By Narayana Kashyap, at ITC Infotech India Ltd

A Smart Sardar 2 comments »

Started by Aparna Ramesh K, AGM at India Insure Risk Management Services

proves the principle in sardars......

Commonality between sperm and sardar.........
1 in a million work out
By Narayana Kashyap, at ITC Infotech India Ltd

did you know that women are paid equally these days?! I just found that out Add a comment »

Started by Charlie Wonderpantzen, CEO at Sell Anything (except drugs to kids)

What is LOL? I see it all the time when people respond to my job applications. Add a comment »

Started by Charlie Wonderpantzen, CEO at Sell Anything (except drugs to kids)

 

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TheYellowDailyNews: Obama Tells Bankers' Moms About Lavish Bonuses Add a comment »

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From David Kravets and other Coffee Break group members on LinkedIn

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When you traveling abroad, how likely are you to try a new coffee house based on: A - Location B - Specialty Coffee C - Travel Guide Recommendation D - Name Recognition 5 comments »

Started by Anna D. George

Thanks Joseph, I agree great coffee is definitely a factor. I enjoy the cafe's that are not off the chain gang, but have something unique...
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Public Speaking Lessons from the Old Spice Guy 3 comments »

Started by John Zimmer

Thank you, Helene. Thank you, Joseph. Glad you liked the post. The material was just to good to let go by without doing something with...
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My Sociopath - tracy davis - Open Salon Add a comment »

Started by tracy davis, writer, published author, television and radio regular guest

My Sociopath - tracy davis - Open Salon Add a comment »

Started by tracy davis, writer, published author, television and radio regular guest

Social media sites are among the most popular places to visit online. From social networks like Facebook, to social bookmarking sites like Delicious Add a comment »

Started by lumen smiths, Social media promotion at Social media promotion

What Platonic Means Online Add a comment »

Started by Tom Lopy, Social Networks Administrator at New Fiction

Coffee mosaic of Marilyn Monroe enters Guinness world record Add a comment »

Started by Brent Lupton, Managing Director at Leading Edge Digital Media

Melbourne: A team of 12 members have made a new world record by making world’s largest coffee mosaic of Marilyn Monroe in Australia.

As thousands sipped lattes at The Rocks Aroma festival, a small team tried to break the Guinness world record.

Over four hours, a team of 12 filled 5200 cups with 680 litres of milk and 780 litres of coffee to varying levels to make the world’s largest coffee mosaic of the screen siren at the Overseas Passenger Terminal Forecourt.

“It was such a great feeling,” the Daily Telegraph quoted Sydney Harbour Foreshore Authority’s head of design Michael Donohue as saying.

“It took about three to four months to plan and the reaction from the crowd was really exciting,” Donohue added.

Mr Donohue said the blonde bombshell was a natural choice after their 2009 record-breaking Mona Lisa montage.
By Brent Lupton, Managing Director at Leading Edge Digital Media

Obama Tells Bankers' Moms About Lavish Bonuses Add a comment »

Started by David Kravets, staffer at Wired

http://www.yellowdailynews.com/2010/07/obama-tells-bankers-moms-about-lavish.html
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Tuesday, July 27, 2010

From Chandrashekaran K N and other lol :-) Share Some Humor™ group members on LinkedIn

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How Sexy Is Your Name? 56 comments »

Started by Mohammed Irshan

N - 450
I - 200
T - 405
I - 200
N- 450

@1705 Not Bad verry verry verry sexy!!!!
By Nitin N.

Champu Ki Kahani 4 comments »

Started by Aparna Ramesh K

Good One Aparna, :-p

Mujhe aapki is kavita se ye seekh milti hai,
din raat kutte ki tarah mehnet karne se onsite opportunity nahi milti...
More » By Rauf Cyclewala رؤف سائیکل والا

Blondes, Brunettes and Redheads 3 comments »

Started by George Marshall

That last redhead will be in my head all day, George. I'd better quit monkeying around and get back to work though.
By Dan Passage

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Less Means More ... 1 comment »

Started by Chandrashekaran K N, CEO at Indraprasta Consultants

How true...
By Jaydeep Roy, Principal Research Engineer, ACE Technology, Inch'on, KOREA

CORPORATE LESSON 1 A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. 1 comment »

Started by Ashutosh Sharma, Polaris Software Lab Pvt Ltd.

i like the third one.....
By Narayana Kashyap, at ITC Infotech India Ltd

A Smart Sardar 1 comment »

Started by Aparna Ramesh K, AGM at India Insure Risk Management Services

LOL Good One.
By Akash Dolas, PMP (LION), QA Manager at Cybage

Obsessions Add a comment »

Started by Narayana Kashyap, at ITC Infotech India Ltd

A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children. "You all have obsessions," he observed.
To the first mother he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You even named your daughter Candy."
He turned to the second mom. "Your obsession is money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."
He turned to the third mom. "Your obsession is alcohol and your child's name is Brandy."
At this point, the fourth mother got up, took her little boy by the hand and whispered, "Come on, Dick, let's go home."
By Narayana Kashyap, at ITC Infotech India Ltd

o i did it twice wasnt sure maybe this isnt even in right spot for articles ok good night thanks for inviting me in! Tracy Add a comment »

Started by tracy davis, writer, published author, television and radio regular guest

Dating Disasters? So Many to Choose From - DivineCaroline Add a comment »

Started by tracy davis, writer, published author, television and radio regular guest

First time pretty much doing something ___ so NO clue (how hard could this be? You wonder.) OK I am posting something i wrote that i think is funny Add a comment »

Started by tracy davis, writer, published author, television and radio regular guest

where is the guidance compliance letter Add a comment »

Started by tracy davis, writer, published author, television and radio regular guest

IT'S ALWAYS SOMETHING 1 comment »

Started by tracy davis, writer, published author, television and radio regular guest

I posted this blog website just to clarify that techie social media picky wickie linking rss it all is like learning Chinese. So this is how terrible blog website has become. The only reason to go there is to because it is kind of funny its so bad.
Very excited to be part of this group since I love humor. Now off to find those guidelines and read them. Where are they?
By tracy davis, writer, published author, television and radio regular guest

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Hi Friends, I am looking for an challenging role in Facilities Management / Administration / Procurement. Please do share the information regarding any job opening. Add a comment »

Posted by Avinash Mullick, Head Administration at Confidential

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