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Friday, July 16, 2010

From Deva (deva_18@ymail.com) and other Coffee Break group members on LinkedIn

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Can Men Win ? Add a comment »

Started by Deva (deva_18@ymail.com), Recruitment specialist at Makrotech

You are from the male species and you are ranged against us - the female species. Following are a few of our persepctives. Your species can never, ever win against us ...................

If you stay home and do the housework, you are a pansy !
If you work too hard, there is never any time for us !
If you don't work enough, you are a good-for-nothing bum !

If we have a boring repetitive job with low pay, this is exploitation !
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your butt and find something better !

If you get a promotion ahead of us, that is favoritism !
If we get a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity !

If you mention how nice we look, it's sexual harassment !
If you keep quiet, it is male indifference !

If you cry, you are a wimp !
If you don't, you are an insensitive bastard !

If you slap us, it's wife bashing !
If we slap you, it's self defense !

If you make a decision without consulting us, you are a chauvinist !
If we make a decision without consulting you, we are liberated women !

If you ask us to do something we don't enjoy, that's domination !
If we ask you, it's a favor !

If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear, you are a sex-pervert !
If you don't, you are a homosexual !

If you like us to shave our legs and keep in shape, you are sexist !
If you don't, you are un-romantic !

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you are vain !
If you don't, you are a slob !

If you buy us flowers, you are after something !
If you don't, you are not thoughtful !

If you are proud of your achievements, you are up on yourself !
If you don't, you are not ambitious !

If we have a headache, we are tired !
If you have a headache, you don't love us anymore !

If you want sex with us too often, you are oversexed !
If you don't, there must be someone else !
By Deva (deva_18@ymail.com), Recruitment specialist at Makrotech

Can Women win ? Add a comment »

Started by Deva (deva_18@ymail.com), Recruitment specialist at Makrotech

If we make less money than them, we have to do all of the housework !
If we make more money than them, we are not very feminine, but yet - have to do all of the housework !

If we are polite and friendly to their friends, they want to know why we are coming on to their friends !
If we are distant and reserved to their friends, they want to know why we don't like their friends !

If they pay for dinner, we are are using them !
If we pay for dinner, we are trying to embarrass them !

If we choose an article of clothing that they don't like, we don't care about their taste !
If we ask them for help in choosing an article of clothing they do like, they tell us to dress however we want !

If we are pretty, we should not exhibit ourselves !
If we are not pretty, even then we should not exhibit ourselves !

If we have big breasts, we should make them look small by wearing a tighter bra !
If we have small breasts, we should make them look large, by wearing a padded bra !

If we wear panties under our clothes for a late night party, we are not imaginative !
If we don't wear panties under our clothes for a late night party, we are being slutty !

If we don't agree that size matters, we are lying and simply trying to be diplomatic !
If we agree that size matters, we are sluts who have slept with every man !

If they want sex, they won't let us sleep !
If we want sex, they won't wake up !

If we can't go down on them, we are not a good partner !
If we can go down on them, they are jeolous that someone taught us how !

If we wish to have an orgasm, we are too demanding in bed !
If we don't wish to have an orgasm, we are boring in bed !
By Deva (deva_18@ymail.com), Recruitment specialist at Makrotech

 

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