Most Active Discussions (3) Discussions (8) | Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it. | 2 comments » | Started by Chandrashekaran K N, CEO at Indraprasta Consultants | | Does not appear that there are any braggards out there, does it, Chandrashekaran? Everybody laughs out loud, when I tell my age. It is not expected in our culture, and, so, they are startled, when I brag about history, and that, I was there, when it was happening... and, now, they all missed the sixties... and, now, it seems that, the sixties is the retro, and, we have the bragging rights, roit.
By Carol Ann Boudreault-Handy, Entrepreneur | | Is Gambling Bad? | Add a comment » | Started by Deva (deva_18@ymail.com), Recruitment specialist at Makrotech | | A bum asks a man for $2.
The man asked, "Will you buy booze?"
The bum said, "No."
The man asked, "Will you gamble it away?"
The bum said, "No."
Then the man asked, "Will you come home with me so my wife can see what happens to a man who doesn't drink or gamble?"
By Deva (deva_18@ymail.com), Recruitment specialist at Makrotech | | Definition of Kiss: Professors of different subjects define the same word different ways.: | Add a comment » | Started by Deva (deva_18@ymail.com), Recruitment specialist at Makrotech | | Prof. of Finance: kiss is a credit because it is profitable when returned.
Prof. of Algebra: kiss is two divided by nothing.
Prof. of Economics: kiss is that thing for which the demand is higher than the supply.
Prof. of Chemistry: kiss is the reaction of the interaction between two hearts.
Prof. of Dentistry: kiss is infectious and antiseptic.
Prof. of English: kiss is a noun that is used as a conjunction; it is more common than proper; it is spoken in the plural and it is applicable to all the genders!
Prof. of Geometry: kiss is the shortest distance between two straight lines.
Prof. of Physiology: kiss is the juxtaposition of two orbicularis oris muscles in the state of contraction.
Prof. of Physics: kiss is the contraction of mouth due to the expansion of the heart.
Prof. of Philosophy: kiss is the persecution for the child,ecstasy for the youth and homage for the old.
Prof. of Statistics: kiss is an event whose probability depends on the vital statistics of 36-24-36
Prof. of Zoology: kiss is the interchange of unisexual salivary bacteria.
By Deva (deva_18@ymail.com), Recruitment specialist at Makrotech | | TOP TEN LIES FINANCE PROFESSORS TELL THEIR STUDENTS | Add a comment » | Started by Deva (deva_18@ymail.com), Recruitment specialist at Makrotech | | 1.Don't sweat that poor grade on your midterm. I am certain that you'll do much better on the final.
2.Come by my office any time. I'm always available.
3.You can make a killing as a stockbroker.
4.Don't worry if you can't remember that formula. The main thing on the test is that you grasp the intuition.
5.It doesn't matter what I think; write what you believe.
6.If you come to all the lectures, you'll do just fine.
7.My other section is much better prepared than you guys.
8.What's your problem? Any moron can understand bond pricing models.
9.Don't worry about that final grade. No one will care anyway.
10.Of course, I make a lot investing. I only teach so I can help young people.
By Deva (deva_18@ymail.com), Recruitment specialist at Makrotech | | Neglected Wife | Add a comment » | Started by Deva (deva_18@ymail.com), Recruitment specialist at Makrotech | | A man took his wife to the rodeo and one of the first exhibits they stopped at was the breeding bulls.
They went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said,
'THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR’
The wife playfully nudged her husband in the ribs and said, 'He mated 50 times last year.'
They walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said,
‘‘THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR'
The wife gave her husband a healthy jab and said, 'That's more than twice a week! You could learn a lot from him.'
They walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, in capital letters,
'THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR’
The wife, so excited that her elbow nearly broke her husband's ribs, said,' That's once a day. You could REALLY learn something from this one.
The husband looked at her and said, 'Go over and ask him if it was with the same cow.'
The husband’s condition has been upgraded from critical to stable and he should eventually make a full recovery.
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