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Sunday, July 11, 2010

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Which Team Will Win the 2010 World Cup ? 52 comments »

Started by Xav Whosane

Paul the Oxctopus and Parot hahah!!!!!!!!!!!
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If voting made any difference they wouldn't let us do it. 2 comments »

Started by Chandrashekaran K N

True !!
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"I've never killed a man, but I've read many an obituary with a great deal of satisfaction." 1 comment »

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Amen - Sometimes the words mean a lot more than how they spell.
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============================== Wonderful English from Around the World ============================== 13 comments »

Started by Deepak Bhatia, Business Development Executive - US Sales at Tech Mahindra

Right, Manish.
By Jaydeep Roy, Principal Research Engineer, ACE Technology, Inch'on, KOREA

Joke for the weekend....KING, QUEEN & The ASS....... 15 comments »

Started by Sindhu Madhavan, Sr Manager HR Operations at Top Global Search firm

The news next day "KING BURIED BECAUSE OF THE QUEEN'S ASS"
By Manish Pandey, Subject Matter Expert, Internet Research at Telegenisys Inc (TGSI)

Tell me a thing which gets larger and larger and more larger .. the more you cut 1 comment »

Started by Manish Pandey, Subject Matter Expert, Internet Research at Telegenisys Inc (TGSI)

A hole.
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Started by Deepak Bhatia, Business Development Executive - US Sales at Tech Mahindra

A woman writes to the IT Technical support Guy
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as
Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NEWS 5.0, MONEY 3.0 and CRICKET 4.1.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and House cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.
Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5..3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed,

Reply
DEAR Madam,
First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme. html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
If that application works as designed, Husband1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5..
However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Silence 2.5 or Beer 6.1.
Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.
Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)
In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.
You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance.
We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Hot Looks 7.7.
Good Luck Madam!
By Deepak Bhatia, Business Development Executive - US Sales at Tech Mahindra

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I'm not laughing. Available women are encouraged to call Neil For a good time
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write me at vnbcinc@gmail.com
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