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Most Active Discussions (3) Banking by an 86 year old woman 5 comments » Started by Al Macintyre Good one! Excellent advice for all bank customers. By Jaydeep Roy Sardat O Mania 4 comments » Started by Sunny Gurnani Thanks to these Sardars, they still make us laugh. :) By Amitesh Chandan Testimonials =============== 3 comments » Started by Priya Jayadevan LOL By Jabir Koya Discussions (14) A Story of a Blonde...!!! 10 comments » Started by Sylvester Undrasi, Business Development Executive Thanx! I didn't missed this one.. Intel blonde or dumb blonde?? I pity the Ferrari's owner.. By Kiran Kumar Patri™, Non-IT Recruitment Why India still remains a developing country 23 comments » Started by Aparna Ramesh K, AGM at India Insure Risk Management Services Good One Aparna...... By Robin Babu [robin.babu@collabera.com], Technical Recruiter at Collabera ============= A WIFE'S POEM ============= Add a comment » Started by Deepak Bhatia, Business Development Executive - US Sales at Tech Mahindra He didn't like the Curry, And he didn't like my Cake. He said my biscuits were too hard...... Not like his Mother used to make. I didn't prepare the Coffee right He didn't like the Stew, I didn't mend his Socks The way his Mother used to do. I pondered for an answer I was looking for a Clue. Isn't there anything I could do... To match his Mother's Shoe..? Then I smiled as I saw Light.. One thing I could definitely do... I turned around.. And SLAPPED him Tight........ Like his Mother Used to DO......!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Husbands, who insist that wife should treat him like his mother does, beware....!!!!!! Disclaimer: Issued in the public interest of all the "bachelors" and any coincidence to a real life "married" situation is purely accidental & unintentional! By Deepak Bhatia, Business Development Executive - US Sales at Tech Mahindra ========== FOOTBALL ========== Add a comment » Started by Deepak Bhatia, Business Development Executive - US Sales at Tech Mahindra The reason women don't play football is because eleven of them would never wear the same outfit in public.....;-) Nether would they all Like to follow just One ball....;-) By Deepak Bhatia, Business Development Executive - US Sales at Tech Mahindra ======= A FACT ======= Add a comment » Started by Deepak Bhatia, Business Development Executive - US Sales at Tech Mahindra A fact: "Marriages may be made in heaven....But... The maintenance charges have to be paid on Earth"...................:-) By Deepak Bhatia, Business Development Executive - US Sales at Tech Mahindra Artist placed on execution hit list 1 comment » Started by Tom Lopy, Social Networks Administrator at New Fiction Who says any publicity is good publicity? By Tom Lopy, Social Networks Administrator at New Fiction You should be sure the person is Sardar when he: 1 comment » Started by Narayana Kashyap, at ITC Infotech India Ltd Hilarious one! By Amitesh Chandan, Research Associate (Finance) at Shore Infotech India Private Limited Can Men Win ? Add a comment » Started by Deva (deva_18@ymail.com), Recruitment specialist at Makrotech You are from the male species and you are ranged against us - the female species. Following are a few of our persepctives. Your species can never, ever win against us ................... If you stay home and do the housework, you are a pansy ! If you work too hard, there is never any time for us ! If you don't work enough, you are a good-for-nothing bum ! If we have a boring repetitive job with low pay, this is exploitation ! If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your butt and find something better ! If you get a promotion ahead of us, that is favoritism ! If we get a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity ! If you mention how nice we look, it's sexual harassment ! If you keep quiet, it is male indifference ! If you cry, you are a wimp ! If you don't, you are an insensitive bastard ! If you slap us, it's wife bashing ! If we slap you, it's self defense ! If you make a decision without consulting us, you are a chauvinist ! If we make a decision without consulting you, we are liberated women ! If you ask us to do something we don't enjoy, that's domination ! If we ask you, it's a favor ! If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear, you are a sex-pervert ! If you don't, you are a homosexual ! If you like us to shave our legs and keep in shape, you are sexist ! If you don't, you are un-romantic ! If you try to keep yourself in shape, you are vain ! If you don't, you are a slob ! If you buy us flowers, you are after something ! If you don't, you are not thoughtful ! If you are proud of your achievements, you are up on yourself ! If you don't, you are not ambitious ! If we have a headache, we are tired ! If you have a headache, you don't love us anymore ! If you want sex with us too often, you are oversexed ! If you don't, there must be someone else ! By Deva (deva_18@ymail.com), Recruitment specialist at Makrotech Can Women win ? Add a comment » Started by Deva (deva_18@ymail.com), Recruitment specialist at Makrotech If we make less money than them, we have to do all of the housework ! If we make more money than them, we are not very feminine, but yet - have to do all of the housework ! If we are polite and friendly to their friends, they want to know why we are coming on to their friends ! If we are distant and reserved to their friends, they want to know why we don't like their friends ! If they pay for dinner, we are are using them ! If we pay for dinner, we are trying to embarrass them ! If we choose an article of clothing that they don't like, we don't care about their taste ! If we ask them for help in choosing an article of clothing they do like, they tell us to dress however we want ! If we are pretty, we should not exhibit ourselves ! If we are not pretty, even then we should not exhibit ourselves ! If we have big breasts, we should make them look small by wearing a tighter bra ! If we have small breasts, we should make them look large, by wearing a padded bra ! If we wear panties under our clothes for a late night party, we are not imaginative ! If we don't wear panties under our clothes for a late night party, we are being slutty ! If we don't agree that size matters, we are lying and simply trying to be diplomatic ! If we agree that size matters, we are sluts who have slept with every man ! If they want sex, they won't let us sleep ! If we want sex, they won't wake up ! If we can't go down on them, we are not a good partner ! If we can go down on them, they are jeolous that someone taught us how ! If we wish to have an orgasm, we are too demanding in bed ! If we don't wish to have an orgasm, we are boring in bed ! By Deva (deva_18@ymail.com), Recruitment specialist at Makrotech SOFTWARE HUSBAND Add a comment » Started by Narayana Kashyap, at ITC Infotech India Ltd Husband : ( Returning late form work ) "Good evening Dear, I'm now logged in." Wife : Have you brought the ring ? Husband : Bad command or filename. Wife : But I told you in the morn... Husband : Erroneous syntax. Wife : What about my new blouse ? Husband : Variable not found ... Wife : At least, give me your Credit Card, I want to do some shopping. Husband : Sharing Violation. Access denied ... Wife : Do you love me or do you only love computers or are you just being funny ? Husband : Too many parameters. Abort!... Wife : It was a grave mistake that I married an idiot like you. Husband : Data type mismatch. Wife : You are a useless nut. Husband : Default Parameter. Wife : What about your Salary ? Husband : Access denied. File in use... Wife : Who was in the car this morning ? Husband : System unstable. Press CTRL + ALT + DEL to Reboot By Narayana Kashyap, at ITC Infotech India Ltd Seamus & Bessie... 2 comments » Started by David Ireland (david@farrowjamieson.com), Recruitment Consultant at Farrow Jamieson Good One By Anand Paliwal, T&P OFFICER Sharda Group of Institutions Resignation Add a comment » Started by Sunny Gurnani, Business Development Excecutive at Zenith Infotech The name is good, the brand is big But the work I do is that of a pig The work or the brand; what is my way? I don't know if I should stay. To work, they have set their own way Nobody will care to hear what I say My will be NULL, they wont change their way I don't know if I should stay. The project is in a critical stage But to do good work, this is the age This dilemma is killing me day by day I don't know if I should stay. The money is good, the place is great But the development is at a very small rate Should I go for the work, or wait for pay I don't know if I should stay! The managers don't know what they talk The team doesn't know where they walk That's a bad situation, what say? I don't know if I should stay. I can go to any other place But what if I get the same disgrace I can't keep switching day by day I don't know if I should stay. The -ves are more, the +ves are less Then why have this unnecessary mess No more will I walk their way, It's all done, I won't stay. Thanks & Regards Employee By Sunny Gurnani, Business Development Excecutive at Zenith Infotech 24 Hours to Live 5 comments » Started by George Marshall, VP Marketing at Dhyan Infotech Good One! By Robin Babu [robin.babu@collabera.com], Technical Recruiter at Collabera =============== WHEN I WAS 10 =============== 2 comments » Started by Deepak Bhatia, Business Development Executive - US Sales at Tech Mahindra I remembered once being a fool in my peer.... I did not know the meaning og gay when i was in 6th grade and I used the word "GAY" in a poem I wrote and some of my early adult friends made a lot of fun on that and taunted me on that.... I realized about it when I searched multiple meanings of the word........ By Manish Pandey, Subject Matter Expert, Internet Research at Telegenisys Inc (TGSI)   Don't want to receive email notifications? Adjust your message settings. LinkedIn values your privacy. At no time has LinkedIn made your email address available to any other LinkedIn user without your permission. © 2010, LinkedIn Corporation.