Most Active Discussions (3) Discussions (7) | A Guide to Effective Scientific Communication Phrase --> Meaning | Add a comment » | Started by Narayana Kashyap, at ITC Infotech India Ltd | | It has long been known --> I haven't bothered to look up the reference
It is believed --> I think
It is generally believed --> A couple of other guys think so too
It is not unreasonable to assume --> If you believe this, you'll believe anything
Of great theoretical importance --> I find it kind of interesting
Of great practical importance --> I can get some mileage out of it
Typical results are shown --> The best results are shown
3 samples were taken for further study --> The others didn't make sense, so we ignored rest
The 4 hour sample was not studied --> I dropped it on the floor
The 4 hour determination may not be significant --> I dropped it on the floor, but scooped most of it up
The significance of these results is unclear --> Look at the pretty artifact
It has not been possible to provide definitive answers --> The experiment was negative, but at least I can publish the data somewhere
Correct within an order of magnitude --> Wrong
It might be argued that --> I have such a good answer for this objection that I shall now raise it
Much additional work will be required --> This paper is not very good, but neither are all the others in this miserable field
These investigations proved highly rewarding --> My grant is going to be renewed
I thank X for assistance with the experiments and Y for useful discussions --> X did the experiment and Y explained it to me on the interperetation of the data
By Narayana Kashyap, at ITC Infotech India Ltd | | Manager vs Canteen Boy | Add a comment » | Started by Narayana Kashyap, at ITC Infotech India Ltd | | A Senior Manager working in an MNC, as usual after lunch had gone to the cafeteria for coffee. He relaxes in canteen. He sees a canteen boy cleaning tables there. so he decides to have fun with him.
He calls him.
Senior Manager - (Asks canteen boy) : How much do you earn?
Canteen boy smiles...
Senior Manager - what are your future plans?
Canteen boy keeps quiet...
Senior Manager - where do you see yourself 10 years down the line?
Canteen boy gives a cold stare.
Senior Manager - When I came to Bangalore for the first time I did not have anything.....But now I have name, Fame, Money, Luxury, etc. What do you have?
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If you are guessing its Shashi Kapoor's Deewar Answer....... its wrong
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Canteen boy says "Sir......... I have lots of work"
Senior Manager leaves the cafeteria silently.......
By Narayana Kashyap, at ITC Infotech India Ltd | | Sunday Morning In Church | Add a comment » | Started by Jim Kolettis, Director Marketing & Sales at Mahar Manufacturing: Quality Classroom Furnishings | | This past Sunday morning the devil appeared inside the church. All of the parishioners ran from the building in terror; except for one little old man who remained in the front pew.
The devil walked up to the old man and said, "Do you know who I am?"
"Yep, sure do", replied the old man.
Aren't you afraid of me?", asked the devil.
To which the old man replied, "Why should I be? I've been married to your sister for the past 52 years!"
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