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Which Team Will Win the 2010 World Cup ? 65 comments »

Started by Xav Whosane

It should be Ole Ole! I suppose.
By Jaydeep Roy

============================== Wonderful English from Around the World ============================== 16 comments »

Started by Deepak Bhatia

That's a nice one !!!!!!!
By suman syam

Paddy And Paddy =================== 14 comments »

Started by Priya Jayadevan

Pirya, NICE TO SEE YOU BACK AND WHAT A COMEBACK - GREAT JOKE:)
By Brian Wade

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===================================== GOLDEN RULE TO KEEP YOUR WIFE HAPPY ===================================== Add a comment »

Started by Deepak Bhatia, Business Development Executive - US Sales at Tech Mahindra

Only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. One is to let her think she is having her own way, and the other is to let her have it......;-)
By Deepak Bhatia, Business Development Executive - US Sales at Tech Mahindra

Gracie Allen's Classic Roast Beef Recipe Add a comment »

Started by Phyllis MacLain, Imagination * Innovation * Empowerment - Work at Home Career Opportunity / Green Products - Healthier, Safer Environment

1 large Roast of beef
1 small Roast of beef

Take the two roasts and put them in the oven.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>When the little one burns, the big one is done.
By Phyllis MacLain, Imagination * Innovation * Empowerment - Work at Home Career Opportunity / Green Products - Healthier, Safer Environment

Why Italian Fathers and Grandfathers pass their handguns down through the family. 1 comment »

Started by Brian Wade, Experienced Sales and Channels Professional

Mamamiaa.. Sanarito wifeaaa... another maan kill you and take the rolex watch... liliia pasta.. pizzaaaa...
By Manish Pandey, Subject Matter Expert, Internet Research at Telegenisys Inc (TGSI)

TheYellowDailyNews: Cold War Wife Swap Boosts Russian, U.S. Relations Add a comment »

Started by David Kravets, staffer at Wired

Why Italian Fathers and Grandfathers pass their handguns down through the family. Add a comment »

Started by Brian Wade, Experienced Sales and Channels Professional

An old Italian Mafia Don is dying. He calls his grandson to
his bedside. "Grandson, I wanna you lissina me. I wanna
for you to taka my chrome plated .38 revolver so you will
always remember me."

"But, Papa, I really don't like guns. How about
you leave me your Rolex watch instead?"

"You lissina me. Somma day you gonna be runna da
business, you gonna have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a
big home and maybe a couple of bambinos. Somma day you
gonna coma home and maybe finda your wife inna bed with
another man. "

"Whatta you gonna do then... pointa to your watch and
say, 'Times Up'???"
By Brian Wade, Experienced Sales and Channels Professional

Boat Ride 1 comment »

Started by George Marshall, VP Marketing at Dhyan Infotech

Hahahahaha!
Every parents' dream!
By Rose Anderson, Owner, Pure Gallery, Inc.

Spiked Watermelon Add a comment »

Started by George Marshall, VP Marketing at Dhyan Infotech

Discovering too late that a watermelon spiked with vodka had accidentally been served to a luncheon meeting of local ministers, the restaurant's owner waited nervously for the clerics' reaction.

"Quick, man," he whispered to the waiter, "what did they say?"

"Nothing," replied the waiter. "They were all too busy slipping the seeds into their pockets."
By George Marshall, VP Marketing at Dhyan Infotech

 

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