Most Active Discussions (3) Discussions (12) | ========== FISH TANK ========== | Add a comment » | Started by Deepak Bhatia, Business Development Executive - US Sales at Tech Mahindra | | There was once 15 fish in a tank.....
8 drowned.....
3 came back alive .....
How many fish are left in the tank...?
Stop counting guys.... fish can't drown.......!!!!!!!! ;-)
By Deepak Bhatia, Business Development Executive - US Sales at Tech Mahindra | | ** A girls first time!! | 1 comment » | Started by Rauf Cyclewala رؤف سائیکل والا, Analyst- Market Research & Business Intelligence | | Good one Rauf...! ;-)
By Deepak Bhatia, Business Development Executive - US Sales at Tech Mahindra | | =============== WHEN I WAS 10 =============== | Add a comment » | Started by Deepak Bhatia, Business Development Executive - US Sales at Tech Mahindra | | When I was 10:Rubber meant Eraser,
Ass meant Donkey,
Gay meant Happy,
Straight meant Linear,...
Making Out meant Logical Detection,,
Stag meant a male Deer
And
A Tit was always for Tat.....
N today...English has changed so much ..........................!
By Deepak Bhatia, Business Development Executive - US Sales at Tech Mahindra | | WHY R INDIANS RE-BORN ? | Add a comment » | Started by Manish Pandey, Subject Matter Expert, Internet Research at Telegenisys Inc (TGSI) | | The angel Gabriel came to the Lord and said 'I have to talk to you. We have some Indians up here in heaven and they are causing problems.
They're swinging on the pearly gates, my horn is missing, they are wearing Dolce and Gabbana saris instead of their white robes, they are riding Mercedes' and BMWs instead of the chariots, and they're selling their halos to people for discounted prices.
They refuse to keep the stairway to Heaven clear, since they keep crouching down midway eating samosas and drinking chai.
Some of them are even walking around with just one wing!'
The Lord said, 'Indians are Indians. Heaven is home to all my children. If you want to know about real problems, give Satan a call.'
Satan answered the phone, 'Hello? Damn, hold on a minute.'
Satan returned to the phone, 'OK I'm back. What can I do for you?'
Gabriel replied, 'I just wanted to know what kind of problems you're having down there.'
Satan says, 'Hold on again. I need to check on something.'
After about 5 minutes Satan returns to the phone and said, 'I'm back.. Now, what was the question?'
Gabriel said, 'What kind of problems are you having down there?'
Satan says, 'Man, I don't believe this! Hold on.'
This time Satan was gone at least 15 minutes.
He returned and said, "I'm sorry Gabriel, I can't talk right now... These Indians are trying to install air conditioning and making hell a comfortable place to live in by putting out the fire. Since they are so tech savvy, they were trying to start a telephone connection between heaven and hell... I am having such a hard time controlling and dealing with them!! Some were trying to start a chai - pakora shop, which I had to stop...
As a clincher, Satan then said, "I am requesting the Lord to send them back on earth as soon as they arrive as re-birth cases".
By Manish Pandey, Subject Matter Expert, Internet Research at Telegenisys Inc (TGSI) | | Boat Ride | 3 comments » | Started by George Marshall, VP Marketing at Dhyan Infotech | | I have no human children -
My kids wear fur coats and meow for their dinner :-)
4 are inside/outside
plus
2 are strays (outside only)
plus there is a fox that meanders through the field out back
plus 2 turkeys - the winged type (Hmmm, I'm thinking Thanksgiving dinner Hahaha)
plus lots and lots of deer
By Rose Anderson, Owner, Pure Gallery, Inc. | | Paul the Octopus | Add a comment » | Started by Pierre Thiercelin, Gaming Specialist | | *****World Cup 2010 Shocking News***** Paul the Octopus was found guilty of corruption! Apparently the Spanish FA slipped him a few squid.
By Pierre Thiercelin, Gaming Specialist | | ** The Meaning of Dreams !!! | Add a comment » | Started by Rauf Cyclewala رؤف سائیکل والا, Analyst- Market Research & Business Intelligence | | A woman awoke excitedly on Valentine's Day and announced enthusiastically to her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's day! What do you think it means?"
With certainty in his voice, the man said, "You'll know tonight." That evening the man came home with a small package and handed it to his wife.
With anxious anticipation the woman quickly opened the package to find a book entitled - "The Meaning of Dreams".
By Rauf Cyclewala رؤف سائیکل والا, Analyst- Market Research & Business Intelligence | | ** Adultery and the priest !!! | Add a comment » | Started by Rauf Cyclewala رؤف سائیکل والا, Analyst- Market Research & Business Intelligence | | There's this old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish who kept confessing to adultery. One Sunday, in the pulpit, he said, If I hear one more person confess to adultery, I'll quit!"
Well, everyone liked him, so they came up with a code word. Someone who had committed adultery would say they had "fallen."
This seemed to satisfy the old priest and things went well, until the priest died at a ripe old age. About a week after the new priest arrived, he visited the mayor of the town and seemed very concerned.
The priest said, "You have to do something about the sidewalks in town. When people come into the confessional, they keep talking about having fallen."
The mayor started to laugh, realizing that no one had told the new priest about the code word.
Before the mayor could explain, the priest shook an accusing finger at the mayor and said, "I don't know what you're laughing about, your wife fell three times this week."
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