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Most Active Discussions (2) Stages Of Life(THE MALE STAGES OF LIFE) 2 comments » Started by Deva (deva_18@ymail.com) awesome! By Gerard Goh Kwan Hung I think someone has a little too much time on their hands . Where are the discussions we're supposed to be able to join. I don't know what you would call these posts, but discussions, they are not. 1 comment » Started by Maureen Brown I agree Maureen. This used to be a good group with some humor and some interesting discussions. I stop in only about once a month now to... More » By Jack Grawe Discussions (11) TheYellowDailyNews: Obama Energy Policy Touts 'Prayer' in BP Spill... Add a comment » Started by David Kravets, staffer at Wired WASHINGTON -- (TYDN) In an about-face, the Obama administration announced the nation's newest energy policy here early Friday, an ambitious plan in which "prayer" is its foundation, TheYellowDailyNews has learned. By David Kravets, staffer at Wired Lies Girls Have Told Me: 3 comments » Started by Deva (deva_18@ymail.com), Recruitment specialist at Makrotech man deva ! You are on an assault ! The next time i see a dish i might just run for cover ! What's this ? 24x7 anti tit tirade ? hehehe good reads actually but an overdose could make you a hannibal !! By Sri Ram, Promoter & MD at Higgs Advertising & Entertainment P ltd Age difference Add a comment » Started by Deva (deva_18@ymail.com), Recruitment specialist at Makrotech What is the difference between girls aged:8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58 and 68?At 8 - You take her to bed and tell her a story.At 18 - You tell her a story and take her to bed.At 28 - You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed.At 38 - She tells you a story and takes you to bed.At 48 - You tell her a story to avoid going to bed.At 58 - You stay in bed to avoid her story.At 68 - If you take her to bed, that'll be a story!! By Deva (deva_18@ymail.com), Recruitment specialist at Makrotech A girl runs home to her mother crying... Add a comment » Started by Deva (deva_18@ymail.com), Recruitment specialist at Makrotech A girl runs home to her mother crying, "I can't marry Joe! He's an atheist! He doesn't believe in God or Jesus or anything! "Don't worry, Honey," said her mom. "But Mom, he doesn't even believe in Hell! "Don't worry, Honey," repeated her mom, "you marry him...and we'll convince him!" By Deva (deva_18@ymail.com), Recruitment specialist at Makrotech A chinese detective Add a comment » Started by Deva (deva_18@ymail.com), Recruitment specialist at Makrotech A man suspected his wife was cheating on him, so whenhe left town, he hired a famous Chinese detective toinvestigate. A few days later he received this letter.Most Honorable Sir,You leave house,He come to house.He and she leave house,I follow.He and she go to hotel,I climb tree to see.He kiss she,she kiss he.He strip she,she strip he.I play with me,I fall out of tree,I not see.No fee,Chen Lee By Deva (deva_18@ymail.com), Recruitment specialist at Makrotech Three Things Women Can Do That Men Can't Add a comment » Started by Deva (deva_18@ymail.com), Recruitment specialist at Makrotech Three Things Women Can Do That Men Can't:1. Bleed for a week and not die.2. Give milk without eating grass3. Bury an eight inch bone faster than any dog! By Deva (deva_18@ymail.com), Recruitment specialist at Makrotech The seven kinds of passionate women Add a comment » Started by Deva (deva_18@ymail.com), Recruitment specialist at Makrotech The seven kinds of passionate women 1.The Optimist - "Yes! Yes! Yes!" 2.The Pessimist - "No! No! No!" 3.The Confused - "Yes! No! Yes! No! Yes! Yes! No! No!" 4.The Asthmatic - written rendition of gasping 5.The Sprinter - "Faster! Agh! Faster! Faster!" 6.The Religious - "Oh God! Oh God! Oh God! 7.The Mathematician - "More! More! More! More! By Deva (deva_18@ymail.com), Recruitment specialist at Makrotech A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach... Add a comment » Started by Deva (deva_18@ymail.com), Recruitment specialist at Makrotech A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach contemplating how badlyscrewed she got over the divorce settlement, when she spies a magic lampwashing up onshore.She rubs the lamp, and out pops a magical genie!!The genie notices her anger and lets her vent her troubles to him. As aconsolation, the genie informs that he will give her three wishes. But, hecautions her that because he does not believe in divorce, he will give herex-husband ten times the amount of whatever she wishes.The woman is steaming mad, thinking that this is hardly fair, but she makesher first wish. The first wish was for a billion dollars. The genie grantsher wish and she finds herself sitting in pile of one billion one-dollarbills. The genie then reminds her that her husband is now the recipient of10 billion dollars.The woman can barely contain her anger when she makes her second wish. Thesecond wish was for a beautiful mansion on the shore of her own privatebeach. In an instant it was granted, but the genie then reminds gain thather ex-husband now owns ten of what she wished for, and points own the beachto a small development of ten such mansions.Upon hearing this, the woman takes her time to contemplate her last wish.Just as the genie was about to give up on her, the woman informs the geniethat she wants to make the last wish. But, before she can do this, thegenie again warns her that her ex-husband will get tentimes what she wishes for.No problem, said the woman as she grinned in ecstasy. For my last wish..."Id like to give birth to twins". By Deva (deva_18@ymail.com), Recruitment specialist at Makrotech Secret of Women's Rest Rooms Add a comment » Started by Deva (deva_18@ymail.com), Recruitment specialist at Makrotech In a Chicago hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied. A nurse noticed his predicament. Sir, she said " You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall." He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he noticed the buttons he had promised not to touch. Each button was identified by letters: WW , WA, PP, and a red one labeled ATR. Who would know if he touched them? He couldn't resist.. He pushed WW. warm water was sprayed gently upon his bottom. What a nice feeling, he thought. Men restrooms don't have nice things like this. Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button. Warm air replaced the warm water, gently drying his underside. When this stopped, he pushed the PP button. A large powder puff caressed his bottom adding a fragile scent of spring flower to this unbelievable pleasure.. The ladies restroom was more than a restroom, it is tender loving pleasure. When the powder puff completed its pleasure, he couldn't wait to push the ATR button which he knew would be supreme ecstasy. Next thing he knew he opened his eyes, he was in a hospital bed, and a nurse was staring down at him. "What happened?" he exclaimed. The last thing I remember was pushing the ATR button. "The button ATR is an Automatic Tampon Remover. Your penis is under your pillow." MEN NEVER LISTEN By Deva (deva_18@ymail.com), Recruitment specialist at Makrotech Three Black Women Add a comment » Started by Deva (deva_18@ymail.com), Recruitment specialist at Makrotech There were three old black ladies getting ready to take a plane across the ocean. The first lady said, "I don't know bout y'all, but I'm gunna wear me some hot pink panties beefo I gets on dat plane." "Why you gonna wear dem fo ?" the other two asked. The first replied, "Cause, if dat plane goes down and I'm out dare laying > butt-up in a conefield, dey gonna find me first." The second lady says, "Well, I'm a-gonna wear me some flooresant orange panties." "Why you gonna wear dem?" the others asked. The second lady answered: "Cause if dis hareplane is goin' down and I'm floating butt-up in the oshun, dey can see me first." The third old lady says, "Well, I'm n ot going to wear any panties....." "What? No panties?!" the others said in disbelief. "Dat's right, you heard me. I'm not wearing any panties, "the third lady said, "cause if dis plane goes down, honey dey always look for da black box first! By Deva (deva_18@ymail.com), Recruitment specialist at Makrotech Three Black Women Add a comment » Started by Deva (deva_18@ymail.com), Recruitment specialist at Makrotech There were three old black ladies getting ready to take a plane across the ocean. The first lady said, "I don't know bout y'all, but I'm gunna wear me some hot pink panties beefo I gets on dat plane." "Why you gonna wear dem fo ?" the other two asked. The first replied, "Cause, if dat plane goes down and I'm out dare laying > butt-up in a conefield, dey gonna find me first." The second lady says, "Well, I'm a-gonna wear me some flooresant orange panties." "Why you gonna wear dem?" the others asked. The second lady answered: "Cause if dis hareplane is goin' down and I'm floating butt-up in the oshun, dey can see me first." The third old lady says, "Well, I'm n ot going to wear any panties....." "What? No panties?!" the others said in disbelief. "Dat's right, you heard me. I'm not wearing any panties, "the third lady said, "cause if dis plane goes down, honey dey always look for da black box first! By Deva (deva_18@ymail.com), Recruitment specialist at Makrotech   Don't want to receive email notifications? Adjust your message settings. LinkedIn values your privacy. 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