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@Chandrashekaran - Nice way to evade house work ah....;-)
By Narayana Kashyap | Discussions (6) | My boyfriend is stuck! | 16 comments » | Started by Jaydeep Roy, Principal Research Engineer, ACE Technology, Inch'on, KOREA | | hahahaha
By Narayana Kashyap, at ITC Infotech India Ltd | | Irish viagra | Add a comment » | Started by Brian Wade, Experienced Sales and Channels Professional | | An Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician to ask his advice in
reviving her husband's libido.
'What about trying Viagra?' asked the doctor.
'No chance', she said. 'He won't even take an aspirin.'
'Not a problem,' replied the doctor. 'Give him an 'Irish Viagra'. It's when
you drop the Viagra tablet into his coffee. He won't even taste it. Give it
a try and call me in a week to let me know how things went.'
It wasn't a week later when she called the doctor, who directly inquired as
to her progress. The poor dear exclaimed, 'Oh, faith, and begorrah! T'was
horrible ! Just terrible, doctor!'
'Really? What happened?' asked the doctor.
'Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee and the effect was
almost immediate. He jumped straight up, with a twinkle in his eye and with
his pants a-bulging fiercely! With one swoop of his arm, he sent me cups
and tablecloth flying, ripped me clothes to tatters and took me then and
there passionately on the tabletop! It was a nightmare, I tell you, an
absolute nightmare!'
'Why so terrible?' asked the doctor, 'Do you mean the sex your husband
provided wasn't good?'
'Foo kin jaysus, 'twas the best sex I've had in 25 years! But sure as I'm
sittin here, I'll never be able to show me face in Starbucks again!'
By Brian Wade, Experienced Sales and Channels Professional | | Does management know its staff? | Add a comment » | Started by Narayana Kashyap, at ITC Infotech India Ltd | | On walking into the factory, the Managing Director of the company noticed a young guy leaning against the wall, doing nothing.
He approached the young man and calmly said to him, "How much do you earn?"
The young man was quite amazed that he was asked such a personal question, he replied, none the less, "I earn $ 2000.00 a month, Sir. Why?"
Without answering, the MD took out his wallet and removed $6000.00 cash and gave it to the young man and said, "Around here I pay people for working, not for standing around looking pretty!
Here is your 3 months salary, now GET OUT and don't come back".
The young man turned around and was quickly out of sight.
Noticing a few onlookers, the MD said in a very upset manner, "And that applies to everybody in this company".
He approached one of the onlookers and asked him, "Who's the young man I just fired?"
To which an amazing reply came - "He was the pizza delivery guy , Sir!"
By Narayana Kashyap, at ITC Infotech India Ltd | | A Smart Sardar | 2 comments » | Started by Aparna Ramesh K, AGM at India Insure Risk Management Services | | proves the principle in sardars......
Commonality between sperm and sardar.........
1 in a million work out
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