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Most Active Discussions (1) God Enjoys a Good Laugh 50 comments » Started by Al Macintyre Thank you, Anuj. Not only did I find Sylvester, but I found a lot of funderfull things along the way. People are so wonderfull when... More » By Carol Ann Boudreault-Handy Discussions (4) Criminal Hall of Shame 1 comment » Started by Aparna Ramesh K, AGM at India Insure Risk Management Services hahahaha.... Excellent ..... are these guys for real? By Ramesh Warrier, Manager-IT Staffing English World Cup Sense of Humor 1 comment » Started by Nick Druce, Account Manager -- EMEA at Application Security, Inc. hahaha..... excellent sense of humour as always....still spare a thought for the even sadder Frenchmen, the Nigerian team,Cristiano Ronaldo and a Brazilian named Melo.... By Ramesh Warrier, Manager-IT Staffing FLIGHT 5 comments » Started by Colleen Lindblad R.N., Home Health Care for the Elderly and Sick(clind1@optonline.net) Good one....:) By Ramesh Warrier, Manager-IT Staffing Smart Answers Add a comment » Started by Kapil Naik, Research analyst at Sale Sify pvt ltd. Dinner on Hooters Flight It was mealtime during a flight on Hooters Airline. "Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked John, seated in front. "What are my choices?" John asked. "Yes or no," she replied. Boarding Pass A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat, she said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket not your stub." Frozen Turkeys A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store but she couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead." Speeding Kid The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said. The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could." When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket. Bridge Delivery A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that reads, "Low Bridge Ahead." Before he knows it, the bridge is right ahead of him and he gets stuck under the bridge. Cars are backed up for miles. Finally, a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and walks to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, "Got stuck, huh?" The truck driver says, "No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of gas." Sexual Exhaustion A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury, illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it,no other excuses whatsoever!" A smart-ass guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?" The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles knowingly at the student, shakes her head and sweetly says, "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand." By Kapil Naik, Research analyst at Sale Sify pvt ltd.   Don't want to receive email notifications? Adjust your message settings. LinkedIn values your privacy. At no time has LinkedIn made your email address available to any other LinkedIn user without your permission. © 2010, LinkedIn Corporation.