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Friday, December 3, 2010

From Rajesh Raghavan and other lol :-) Share Some Humor™ group members on LinkedIn

Linkedin GroupsDecember 2, 2010
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Funny One liners!!!! 285 comments »

Started by Abhishek Kumar

oneliner, actually said on the dutch television with a serious tone:...
More » By Niels Hogenhout

Diary of a Blonde Wife 29 comments »

Started by Sreekanth Menon(reachsreeat@gmail.com)

i didnt understand any thing , still iam in confusion..
By JALAJA K

Calorie Counting for the Holidays 18 comments »

Started by George Marshall

Blonde Quote...
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COUNTLESS WOMEN !!! Comment or flag »

Started by Rajesh Raghavan, Key Account Manager at Volvo Construction Equipment

A CEO of a top brand company used to be a very frequent flier and traveler. He usually takes the early morning flight and return back the...
More » By Rajesh Raghavan, Key Account Manager at Volvo Construction Equipment

Question. What would you call 2 blondes standing on either side of the road ? Answer. Jokes Apart !!! LOL 1 comment »

Started by Rauf Cyclewala rauflinkedin@yahoo.com, Sr. Analyst- Global Business Intelligence at eClerx

Oh, geez, blonde jokes, again???...
More » By Rose Anderson, Owner, Pure Gallery, Inc.

Big confusion.....!! Comment or flag »

Started by harish yelamarthy, Technical Recruiter @S2tech

Why are Egyptian Children always confused? B'coz , after death their daddy becomes a MUMMY... ## LOL.. :) (Kidding)
By harish yelamarthy, Technical Recruiter @S2tech

Kids Are Quick..!! 1 comment »

Started by Simi Sashidharan, Team Leader at Zenith Infotech

good one!
By Dilsha Khan, Retail Business Intelligence

Swedish Discovery Comment or flag »

Started by Srinivasan N, Deputy General Manager - Human Resources at Equitas Micro Finance India Pvt Ltd

Swedish scientists have discovered the most deadly volatile compunt in earth made out of:...
More » By Srinivasan N, Deputy General Manager - Human Resources at Equitas Micro Finance India Pvt Ltd

Isn't it weird how fairies are always females and the demons always male?? 1 comment »

Started by Aparna Ramesh K, AGM at India Insure Risk Management Services

There are female demons - for example Surpnakha...
More » By Tilak Sengupta, Country Head - Information Systems at John Deere India

Little Johnny! Comment or flag »

Started by Aparna Ramesh K, AGM at India Insure Risk Management Services

A grade school teacher gave the assignment to her class, that each student should think of a story and then a moral for that story to...
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Disneyland Comment or flag »

Started by Chandrashekaran K N, CEO at Indraprasta Consultants

A man and his grandson sat on the sofa one evening sharing a quiet moment....
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THIS WEEK'S BEST BLONDE JOKE 1 comment »

Started by Chandrashekaran K N, CEO at Indraprasta Consultants

Two blonde guys were working for the city public works department. One would dig a hole and the other would follow behind him and fill...
More » By Chandrashekaran K N, CEO at Indraprasta Consultants

HARD TO GET GOOD HELP 1 comment »

Started by Chandrashekaran K N, CEO at Indraprasta Consultants

The woman of the house decided to give their butler,...
More » By Chandrashekaran K N, CEO at Indraprasta Consultants

A LESSON IN FORGIVNESS 2 comments »

Started by Chandrashekaran K N, CEO at Indraprasta Consultants

The preacher's Sunday sermon was "Forgive Your Enemies." He asked how many of the congregation have forgiven their enemies?...
More » By Chandrashekaran K N, CEO at Indraprasta Consultants

 

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From Subramanian V (1500+ connections) and other Coffee Break group members on LinkedIn

Linkedin GroupsDecember 2, 2010
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Sharks in Your Life ====================== 2 comments »

Started by Priya Jayadevan

I agree Patricia. Wonderful!!! Thanks for this inspirational message.
By Nanziri Clark

Honeymoon 1 comment »

Started by Deva Raj

good one
By Subramanian V (1500+ connections)

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Is a Stressful Job Harmful for you? Comment or flag »

Started by Anwaar Rana, Retention Executive at Wateen Telecom Limited

Are you currently engaged in a very stressful job? Do you have a nagging boss that always makes you jump to your feet with anxiety the...
More » By Anwaar Rana, Retention Executive at Wateen Telecom Limited

10 ways to know you've had good sex 1 comment »

Started by Deva Raj, Sr technical Recruiter

VERY FUNNY!!!...LOL
By Andrew Rocuba, Estimator/PM at HT Lyons

Satire from the Onion Comment or flag »

Started by Cal Mendelsohn, Account Executive at CreditRiskMonitor Inc.

enjoy!!
By Cal Mendelsohn, Account Executive at CreditRiskMonitor Inc.

THE GIGGLE BOX PROJECT is now competing for a Pepsi Refresh Grant! Comment or flag »

Started by Susan Dempsey, Director The Giggle Box Project

PLEASE VOTE (up to 3 times daily) and share the voting links with EVERYONE you know that wishes to help spread laughter and healing...
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Project Manager Jobs: Project Manager - Strategic Growth & Market Planning Long Beach, CA- Epson http://internsover40.blogspot.com/2010/09/project-management-current-positions.html Comment or flag »

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Thursday, December 2, 2010

From Susan Dempsey and other lol :-) Share Some Humor™ group members on LinkedIn

Linkedin GroupsDecember 1, 2010
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Funny One liners!!!! 283 comments »

Started by Abhishek Kumar

War does not determine who is right- only who is left.
By Chandrashekaran K N

Calorie Counting for the Holidays 13 comments »

Started by George Marshall

hahaha..... Thank you Rose...... you have made my day too.... it is a pleasure interacting with you...... :):):)...
More » By Ramesh Warrier

Women's Life! 12 comments »

Started by Aparna Ramesh K

What kind of clothes are there?...
More » By George Marshall

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THE GIGGLE BOX PROJECT is now competing for a Pepsi Refresh Grant! Comment or flag »

Started by Susan Dempsey, Director The Giggle Box Project

PLEASE VOTE (up to 3 times daily) and share the voting links with EVERYONE you know that wishes to help spread laughter and healing...
More » By Susan Dempsey, Director The Giggle Box Project

THE GIGGLE BOX PROJECT is now competing for a Pepsi Refresh Grant! Comment or flag »

Started by Susan Dempsey, Director The Giggle Box Project

PLEASE VOTE (up to 3 times daily) and share the voting links with EVERYONE you know that wishes to help spread laughter and healing...
More » By Susan Dempsey, Director The Giggle Box Project

Killerrrrrrrr English................ 3 comments »

Started by Simi Sashidharan, Team Leader at Zenith Infotech

Principal to student... : " Tomorrow call your parents especially mother and father...
More » By Simi Sashidharan, Team Leader at Zenith Infotech

Kids Are Quick..!! Comment or flag »

Started by Simi Sashidharan, Team Leader at Zenith Infotech

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America ....
More » By Simi Sashidharan, Team Leader at Zenith Infotech

Isn't it weird how fairies are always females and the demons always male?? Comment or flag »

Started by Aparna Ramesh K, AGM at India Insure Risk Management Services

Some more of Rajni ........ 4 comments »

Started by Bharath Giriyapura, Experienced Sourcing/Procurement/Supply Chain Manager

another one...do you know why do we have global warming...coz rajni is havin fever...
More » By Sai Kumar Chalamalashetty, Global Business Coordinator

Heart Surgeon's Funeral 3 comments »

Started by Aparna Ramesh K, AGM at India Insure Risk Management Services

LOL! Ramon... Btw, in Beijing they renamed the "Anus hospital" as Proctology hospital just before the Olympics.
By Jaydeep Roy, DGM / Head (D&E) at TVS Interconnect Systems; Senior Member of IEEE

I Want Divorce Comment or flag »

Started by Sreekanth Menon(reachsreeat@gmail.com), Manager Recruitments at Core HR Services Pvt. Ltd

A married couple are driving along a highway doing 60 mph, the man behind the wheels. His wife suddenly looks over at him and says,...
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Getting Married Comment or flag »

Started by Sreekanth Menon(reachsreeat@gmail.com), Manager Recruitments at Core HR Services Pvt. Ltd

"Honey," said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper."...
More » By Sreekanth Menon(reachsreeat@gmail.com), Manager Recruitments at Core HR Services Pvt. Ltd

In-laws vs Outllaws What's the difference between an in-laws and an outlaws? Outlaws are wanted. Comment or flag »

Started by Sreekanth Menon(reachsreeat@gmail.com), Manager Recruitments at Core HR Services Pvt. Ltd

The Wife Comment or flag »

Started by Sreekanth Menon(reachsreeat@gmail.com), Manager Recruitments at Core HR Services Pvt. Ltd

A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office....
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Diary of A House Husband Comment or flag »

Started by Sreekanth Menon(reachsreeat@gmail.com), Manager Recruitments at Core HR Services Pvt. Ltd

This week I am at home & playing house husband. My wife left a list of things I need to do. This is soooooo easy...
More » By Sreekanth Menon(reachsreeat@gmail.com), Manager Recruitments at Core HR Services Pvt. Ltd

A LESSON IN GEOGRAPHY Comment or flag »

Started by Aparna Ramesh K, AGM at India Insure Risk Management Services

GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN...
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Season Tickets 1 comment »

Started by George Marshall, VP Marketing at Dhyan Infotech

hehehe, good one George.. ;)
By Satish Virivinty, Business Developer/PreSales(BFS Domain) at Lera Technologies

I read an article saying here, in Detroit, there are seven-and-a-half workers for every job opening. Comment or flag »

Started by Ken Peters, Master Technician in Broadcast Television Operations

Now I know who gets all the jobs! The half person, because they're probably working for half the pay, half the benefits, and half the...
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Arthur Davidson, of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation, dies and goes to heaven. 3 comments »

Started by Chandrashekaran K N, CEO at Indraprasta Consultants

Now thats an answer from God..Good 1
By Sunny Gurnani, Business Development at Zenith Infotech

 

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From Priya Jayadevan and other Coffee Break group members on LinkedIn

Linkedin GroupsDecember 1, 2010
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Sharks in Your Life ====================== 1 comment »

Started by Priya Jayadevan

Awesome analogy!
By Patricia Sass

10 ways to know you've had good sex 1 comment »

Started by Deva Raj

VERY FUNNY!!!...LOL
By Andrew Rocuba

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Masculine & Feminine Comment or flag »

Started by Deva Raj, Sr technical Recruiter

FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them....
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Two Nuns Comment or flag »

Started by Deva Raj, Sr technical Recruiter

2 NUNS...
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60 Things Not to Say to a Naked Guy Comment or flag »

Started by Deva Raj, Sr technical Recruiter

1.I've smoked fatter joints than that....
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A woman's diary Comment or flag »

Started by Deva Raj, Sr technical Recruiter

woman's diary entries........
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good idea Comment or flag »

Started by Deva Raj, Sr technical Recruiter

Woman comes home and tells her husband, "Remember those headaches I've been having...
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Top 10 Men Comment or flag »

Started by Deva Raj, Sr technical Recruiter

1.The Doctor because he says, "Take off your clothes"...
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types of man Comment or flag »

Started by Deva Raj, Sr technical Recruiter

The INTERNET man...
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Things Men Say Comment or flag »

Started by Deva Raj, Sr technical Recruiter

Things Men Say...
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Honeymoon Comment or flag »

Started by Deva Raj, Sr technical Recruiter

A mother had three daughters and on their wedding she asked each one of them to write home and tell her about their married life....
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Two women were chatting Comment or flag »

Started by Deva Raj, Sr technical Recruiter

Two women were chatting and one asked the other,...
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Seeking Your Contribution for a New Book Comment or flag »

Started by Jerry Dollar, Seeking That Next Great Global Executive Position and Published Author (at5280ft@aol.com) [LION Open Networker 3000+]

I am soliciting my Linked In friends to send their contributions for "Glimpses into Leadership; 500 New Voices Speak." I will serve as...
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Can and Should an Animated movie win the Oscar? Comment or flag »

Started by Sarah Williams, Product Development at Lan2Wan

14 Drinks, Snacks And Activities That Can Ruin Your Smile Comment or flag »

Started by Dr. Todd Welch, Periodontist at West Tennessee Periodontics and Dental Implants

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Wednesday, December 1, 2010

From Stanley David and other lol :-) Share Some Humor™ group members on LinkedIn

Linkedin GroupsNovember 30, 2010
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Funny One liners!!!! 282 comments »

Started by Abhishek Kumar

Jumping jack is a good exercise while jumping to conclusion can be a bad exercise :-)...
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Rajini The Superstar !!!!! 94 comments »

Started by Kalyan Santra

There are no Races in our world......
More » By Suraj Jethwani

Diary of a Blonde Wife 28 comments »

Started by Sreekanth Menon(reachsreeat@gmail.com)

@Ramesh, never confuse posting jokes in this forum with real life experiences :-)...
More » By George Marshall

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At the Book Store 6 comments »

Started by Aparna Ramesh K, AGM at India Insure Risk Management Services

I took a job at a bookstore once. The store prided itself on customer service, and one thing we were taught there was not to tell...
More » By Stanley David, Business Development Executive at Allsec Technologies

20 Sweetest Things to Say to Your Girlfriend 1 comment »

Started by ARC IDEA CO, Independent Computer Networking Professional

Season Tickets 1 comment »

Started by George Marshall, VP Marketing at Dhyan Infotech

Sarah was reading a newspaper, while her husband was engrossed in a magazine. Suddenly, she burst out laughing. "Listen to this," she...
More » By George Marshall, VP Marketing at Dhyan Infotech

A turtle was walking down an alley in New York when he was mugged by a gang of snails. 4 comments »

Started by Chandrashekaran K N, CEO at Indraprasta Consultants

How did he know they were snails? ... They slugged him....
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Apply Internship: * WeCar Intern - Princeton University NJ - Enterprise Rent-A-Car http://internsover40.blogspot.com/2010/01/jobs-internshipslocal.html Comment or flag »

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