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Wednesday, October 27, 2010

From Andrew Rocuba and other Coffee Break group members on LinkedIn

Linkedin GroupsOctober 26, 2010
Coffee Break

Latest: Discussions (6) • Jobs (1)

Discussions (6)

THIS FUNNY LIFE: My Ridiculously Improbable Political Dream! - This Funny Life Comment or flag »

Started by Tim McMahon, Managing Partner, The BizCatsGroup & Catalyst Learning

Get 15% Off "Announcing a Flight Delay" Comment or flag »

Started by Jerry Dollar, Seeking That Next Great Global Executive Position and Published Author (at5280ft@aol.com) [LION Open Networker 3000+]

Enter "leaf305" at checkout and get this humor book for $11.89 through November 15th! Simply click on the link above! Thank you and...
More » By Jerry Dollar, Seeking That Next Great Global Executive Position and Published Author (at5280ft@aol.com) [LION Open Networker 3000+]

How to Get Your Tween to Talk - Associated Content - associatedcontent.com Comment or flag »

Started by Cheri Majors, M.S., Author and Educator

Firms ban Facebook and Twitter from workplace Comment or flag »

Started by Tom Lopy, Social Networks Administrator at New Fiction

woman complaining 1 comment »

Started by Deva Raj, Sr technical Recruiter

LOL...so true!!!
By Andrew Rocuba, Estimator/PM at HT Lyons

Are you sick and tired of all the rediculous Polical Correctness that seems to have taken hold in this country? I AM!!! I wish people would stop being so hype-sensitive! Comment or flag »

Started by Andrew Rocuba, Estimator/PM at HT Lyons

Job Discussions (1)

New Marketing Jobs:CPMC-Regional Director Marketing-Marketing- * San Francisco, CA - Sutter Health http://internsover40.blogspot.com/2010/01/marketing-all-jobs-and-internships.html Comment or flag »

Posted by Leslie Parker leslieparker40@gmail.com, Contributor at Interns Over 40

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Monday, October 25, 2010

From Anjum Mufti and other lol :-) Share Some Humor™ group members on LinkedIn

Linkedin GroupsOctober 24, 2010
lol :-) Share Some Humor™

Latest: 2 discussions

Most Active Discussions (2)

Some female bashing? 21 comments »

Started by Chandrashekaran K N

Vocabulary Lesson For Men - Words Women Use:...
More » By Anjum Mufti

Mad Cow Disease - L-O-L 1 comment »

Started by Anis Siddiqui

seems Deva Raju has returned again :-)
By I. Ch

Discussions (2)

"Reminisce Once Too Often" and see what happens. My advice to compadres who are long in the tooth? Choose your words wisely when speaking with youth. Comment or flag »

Started by Alex Carrick, Economist/Author "Two Scoops" Is Just Right & "Three Scoops" Is A Blast! with Lorian Hemingway SS Comp honorable mention

A short humorous poem on the nature of aging, with an unsettling abrupt ending.
By Alex Carrick, Economist/Author "Two Scoops" Is Just Right & "Three Scoops" Is A Blast! with Lorian Hemingway SS Comp honorable mention

Comedy Wednesday Comment or flag »

Started by Michael Nathan, Owner, Michael Nathan Comedy Show

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Sunday, October 24, 2010

From Deepak Bhatia and other lol :-) Share Some Humor™ group members on LinkedIn

Linkedin GroupsOctober 23, 2010
lol :-) Share Some Humor™

Latest: 16 discussions

Most Active Discussions (3)

Rajini The Superstar !!!!! 22 comments »

Started by Kalyan Santra

Dinosaurs once borrowed money from Rajni and they are extinct now !!!
By Sreekanth Menon(reachsreeat@gmail.com)

Some female bashing? 18 comments »

Started by Chandrashekaran K N

Why did God create man before woman?...
More » By Sreekanth Menon(reachsreeat@gmail.com)

Drivers License... HAHAHA! 2 comments »

Started by Anis Siddiqui

this goes into "female bashing"?...
More » By Chandrashekaran K N

Discussions (16)

==================== MESSAGE FROM GOD =================== Comment or flag »

Started by Deepak Bhatia, Business Development Executive - US Sales at Tech Mahindra

A very important message from GOD:...
More » By Deepak Bhatia, Business Development Executive - US Sales at Tech Mahindra

================ LALU at his BEST ================ Comment or flag »

Started by Deepak Bhatia, Business Development Executive - US Sales at Tech Mahindra

Air Hostess to LALU: "Sir R u a vegeterIAN or a non-vegeterIAN?...
More » By Deepak Bhatia, Business Development Executive - US Sales at Tech Mahindra

Lost with Grandpa 1 comment »

Started by Anis Siddiqui, at Curve HR

You cannot damn the boy for answering the question in the manner it was phrased....
More » By Ronald Stern, Attorney-at-Law

Global Business Consulting and Networking Forum Comment or flag »

Started by Arul Kumar, Freelance Writer

Brokeback Spiders Comment or flag »

Started by Anis Siddiqui, at Curve HR

A man and his young daughter were walking around outside. The man marveled at how smart his child was and how innocent her take on nature...
More » By Anis Siddiqui, at Curve HR

Fat Topless woman Comment or flag »

Started by Anis Siddiqui, at Curve HR

One day there was a big lady swimming at the beach when she noticed that she had lost her top. She thought that no one would notice if...
More » By Anis Siddiqui, at Curve HR

Gorilla Removers Comment or flag »

Started by Anis Siddiqui, at Curve HR

A man wakes up one morning and there's a gorilla on his roof. So he looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, there's an ad for "Gorilla...
More » By Anis Siddiqui, at Curve HR

Mad Cow Disease - L-O-L Comment or flag »

Started by Anis Siddiqui, at Curve HR

A female TV reporter arranged for an interview with a farmer, seeking...
More » By Anis Siddiqui, at Curve HR

Blind Man in Texas Comment or flag »

Started by Anis Siddiqui, at Curve HR

There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When he arrived on the plane, he felt the seats and said, "Wow, these seats are...
More » By Anis Siddiqui, at Curve HR

Duct Tape Comment or flag »

Started by Anis Siddiqui, at Curve HR

Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar. He walks over and asks Paul what's wrong....
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Painful Break-UP Comment or flag »

Started by Anis Siddiqui, at Curve HR

A Marine was deployed to Afghanistan. While he was there he received a letter from his girlfriend. In the letter she explained that she...
More » By Anis Siddiqui, at Curve HR

Making Love Comment or flag »

Started by Anis Siddiqui, at Curve HR

"What's the three words you never want to hear while making love?...
More » By Anis Siddiqui, at Curve HR

GAS Comment or flag »

Started by Anis Siddiqui, at Curve HR

Q: Why do men pass gas more than women?...
More » By Anis Siddiqui, at Curve HR

WOMAN WANTED Comment or flag »

Started by Anis Siddiqui, at Curve HR

A tall, well-built woman with good...
More » By Anis Siddiqui, at Curve HR

Difference Comment or flag »

Started by Anis Siddiqui, at Curve HR

HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN:...
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Ten Halloween Costumes for SEO Experts Comment or flag »

Started by Sarah Williams, Product Development at Lan2Wan

 

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Friday, October 22, 2010

From lumen smiths and other Coffee Break group members on LinkedIn

Linkedin GroupsOctober 21, 2010
Coffee Break

Latest: 5 discussions • 1 Job

Most Active Discussions (1)

Why is Jackass 3D so insanely successful? 1 comment »

Started by Sarah Williams

Its mindless entertainment - but I love it.
By Tom Lopy

Discussions (5)

Social Media Marketing Plans and Services Comment or flag »

Started by lumen smiths, Social media promotion at Social media promotion

Starting a New Career at 40 as a Freshman in college | Interns Over 40 Comment or flag »

Started by Leslie Parker leslieparker40@gmail.com, Contributor at Interns Over 40

6 Ways the Common Cold & Flu Can Hurt Your Teeth Comment or flag »

Started by Dr. Todd Welch, Periodontist at West Tennessee Periodontics and Dental Implants

Latest Nokia 8800 — Funny Pictures , Funny Products — Fun Blog -... Comment or flag »

Started by Mady (Mudassar Shaikh), SEM Analyst at The Search Agency

As a boomer (over 40) job seeker do you leave out your employment dates in a resume to disguise your age? http://internsover40.blogspot.com/2009/11/10-great-tips-for-older-workers-job.html Comment or flag »

Started by Leslie Parker leslieparker40@gmail.com, Contributor at Interns Over 40

"We've all heard of the glass ceiling, but there's another insidious workplace phenomenon that can be particularly galling for older job...
More » By Leslie Parker leslieparker40@gmail.com, Contributor at Interns Over 40

Job Discussions (1)

Project Manager Jobs:Project Manager III * Seattle, WA - Alaska Air http://internsover40.blogspot.com/2010/09/project-management-current-positions.html Comment or flag »

Posted by Leslie Parker leslieparker40@gmail.com, Contributor at Interns Over 40

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Thursday, October 21, 2010

From Deva Raj and other Coffee Break group members on LinkedIn

Linkedin GroupsOctober 20, 2010
Coffee Break

Latest: 15 discussions • 1 Job

Discussions (15)

'We Love Logistics' Ad by UPS is Charming Yet Catchy Comment or flag »

Started by Raffy Pekson II, Providing sales, marketing, service and support solutions for businesses and call centers

Good idea Comment or flag »

Started by rod bun, Lawyer at dwr

FAQ's for women Comment or flag »

Started by Deva Raj, Sr technical Recruiter

The following information was gained through much arduous research involving men and women from all backgrounds and walks of life. It...
More » By Deva Raj, Sr technical Recruiter

You Know You're Getting Older When... Comment or flag »

Started by Deva Raj, Sr technical Recruiter

Everything hurts and what doesn't hurt, doesn't work....
More » By Deva Raj, Sr technical Recruiter

Love Thy Husband Comment or flag »

Started by Deva Raj, Sr technical Recruiter

A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his checkup, he doctor called the wife into his office alone....
More » By Deva Raj, Sr technical Recruiter

Poor Horny Husband! Comment or flag »

Started by Deva Raj, Sr technical Recruiter

Since the wife is eight months into her pregnancy, the husband has to sleep on the floor to avoid any regrettable mistake, which might...
More » By Deva Raj, Sr technical Recruiter

The Love Dress Comment or flag »

Started by Deva Raj, Sr technical Recruiter

The mother-in-law stopped unexpectedly by the recently married couple's house. She rang the doorbell and stepped into the house....
More » By Deva Raj, Sr technical Recruiter

definitions Comment or flag »

Started by Deva Raj, Sr technical Recruiter

TRAFFIC LIGHT -- apparatus that automatically...
More » By Deva Raj, Sr technical Recruiter

Thoughts From Wandering Mind Comment or flag »

Started by Deva Raj, Sr technical Recruiter

I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it....
More » By Deva Raj, Sr technical Recruiter

Wrong Number Comment or flag »

Started by Deva Raj, Sr technical Recruiter

Wrong Number...
More » By Deva Raj, Sr technical Recruiter

Giving More Than 100%! Comment or flag »

Started by Deva Raj, Sr technical Recruiter

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?...
More » By Deva Raj, Sr technical Recruiter

Dogs and Women Comment or flag »

Started by Deva Raj, Sr technical Recruiter

HOW DOGS AND WOMEN ARE ALIKE...
More » By Deva Raj, Sr technical Recruiter

Do men remember anniversaries Comment or flag »

Started by Deva Raj, Sr technical Recruiter

A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in...
More » By Deva Raj, Sr technical Recruiter

training Comment or flag »

Started by Deva Raj, Sr technical Recruiter

Please be advised that you have been invited to attend the "SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING" (S.H.I.T.) program which will enable you to...
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A Few Magic Words... Comment or flag »

Started by Deva Raj, Sr technical Recruiter

As the crowded airliner is about to take off, the peace is shattered by a five-year-old boy who picks that moment to throw a wild temper...
More » By Deva Raj, Sr technical Recruiter

Job Discussions (1)

New Marketing Jobs: * Marketing Manager (Endovascular) Santa Clara, CA - Abbott Laboratories http://internsover40.blogspot.com/2010/01/marketing-all-jobs-and-internships.html Comment or flag »

Posted by Leslie Parker leslieparker40@gmail.com, Contributor at Interns Over 40

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From Pruthak Acharya and other lol :-) Share Some Humor™ group members on LinkedIn

Linkedin GroupsOctober 20, 2010
lol :-) Share Some Humor™

Latest: 7 discussions

Most Active Discussions (3)

Funny One liners!!!! 187 comments »

Started by Abhishek Kumar MBA

There is always a little truth behind every "JUST KIDDING"
By Ludveena Coutinho

Time for some male bashing..... 50 comments »

Started by Simi Sashidharan

Sadly, all men are created equal :(.
By Shaun Raghavan s.raghavan@accelfrontline.com

Share someme cool tongue twisters now..:-) 24 comments »

Started by Abhishek Kumar MBA

Black bugs blood
By Tim Driscoll

Discussions (7)

Marriage is a three-ring circus: --engagement ring ---wedding ring ---suffering Comment or flag »

Started by Pruthak Acharya, Recruiter at Integrated Systems Management

Student vs Professor 1 comment »

Started by Aparna Ramesh K, AGM at India Insure Risk Management Services

Good One !!...
More » By Rauf Cyclewala 9,000+ Open Networker, Analyst- Market Research & Business Intelligence

If I receive one more email about 'Penis Enhancements'......... Comment or flag »

Started by Carmen Parnos, Headhunter Extraordinaire - I am back!

Yep I am back.....come on lets re-ignite this discussion and break some LinkedIn records!!
By Carmen Parnos, Headhunter Extraordinaire - I am back!

One Word Changes The Meaning.. 5 comments »

Started by Justin William, Payments BU - Sales

Nice one !!!
By Sreekanth Menon(reachsreeat@gmail.com), Manager Recruitments at Core HR Services Pvt. Ltd

Funny! 1 comment »

Started by Aparna Ramesh K, AGM at India Insure Risk Management Services

I presume thats the same on everybodys screen they are on top because of the nos of comments !!!
By Sreekanth Menon(reachsreeat@gmail.com), Manager Recruitments at Core HR Services Pvt. Ltd

Comedy Mondays Comment or flag »

Started by Michael Nathan, Owner, Michael Nathan Comedy Show

Job Search Comment or flag »

Started by George Marshall, VP Marketing at Dhyan Infotech

The toughest part of applying for a new job is having to explain why you're no longer at your previous one. Here are rationalizations...
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Wednesday, October 20, 2010

From George Marshall and other lol :-) Share Some Humor™ group members on LinkedIn

Linkedin GroupsOctober 20, 2010
lol :-) Share Some Humor™

Latest: 15 discussions

Most Active Discussions (3)

Funny One liners!!!! 186 comments »

Started by Abhishek Kumar MBA

What's the biggest problem with elections? Someone has to win.
By John Burgess

Time for some male bashing..... 48 comments »

Started by Simi Sashidharan

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend....
More » By Simi Sashidharan

Rajini The Superstar !!!!! 18 comments »

Started by Kalyan Santra

Hey folks !!!!!!! thanks a ton for the comments.... @Dan, You have done some really neat work there. Must have taken a lot of homework. @...
More » By Kalyan Santra

Discussions (15)

Job Search Comment or flag »

Started by George Marshall, VP Marketing at Dhyan Infotech

The toughest part of applying for a new job is having to explain why you're no longer at your previous one. Here are rationalizations...
More » By George Marshall, VP Marketing at Dhyan Infotech

DUCKS 1 comment »

Started by Chandrashekaran K N, CEO at Indraprasta Consultants

good one..!! :)
By Simi Sashidharan, Team Leader at Zenith Infotech

Big Chief 1 comment »

Started by Sreekanth Menon(reachsreeat@gmail.com), Manager Recruitments at Core HR Services Pvt. Ltd

he he heee very funny ...!! lolzzzzzzzzz
By Simi Sashidharan, Team Leader at Zenith Infotech

List your skills! A new application now available on LinkedIn Comment or flag »

Started by John Coupland, ☆ No pig? Your bills are too big! www.bankonthepig.co.uk ☆ I turn contacts into contracts @networkerplus

Click on the link to find out how to add them to your profile
By John Coupland, ☆ No pig? Your bills are too big! www.bankonthepig.co.uk ☆ I turn contacts into contracts @networkerplus

New Samurai Comment or flag »

Started by Sreekanth Menon(reachsreeat@gmail.com), Manager Recruitments at Core HR Services Pvt. Ltd

Back in the time of the Samurai there was a powerful emperor. This emperor needed a new head Samurai so he sent out a message to one and...
More » By Sreekanth Menon(reachsreeat@gmail.com), Manager Recruitments at Core HR Services Pvt. Ltd

Pulling Horse Comment or flag »

Started by Sreekanth Menon(reachsreeat@gmail.com), Manager Recruitments at Core HR Services Pvt. Ltd

An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a local farmer came to help his with his big strong horse named...
More » By Sreekanth Menon(reachsreeat@gmail.com), Manager Recruitments at Core HR Services Pvt. Ltd

Stolen Car Comment or flag »

Started by Sreekanth Menon(reachsreeat@gmail.com), Manager Recruitments at Core HR Services Pvt. Ltd

A drunk phoned the police to report that thieves had broken in to his car....
More » By Sreekanth Menon(reachsreeat@gmail.com), Manager Recruitments at Core HR Services Pvt. Ltd

When Will I Die? Comment or flag »

Started by Sreekanth Menon(reachsreeat@gmail.com), Manager Recruitments at Core HR Services Pvt. Ltd

Osama Bin-Laden started believing in astrology and went to a special astrologist to ask him when will be the day he dies....
More » By Sreekanth Menon(reachsreeat@gmail.com), Manager Recruitments at Core HR Services Pvt. Ltd

One Word Changes The Meaning.. 4 comments »

Started by Justin William, Payments BU - Sales

Lay emphasis on one word at a time on each of the words in the sentence 'Mary had a little lamb' and observe how it sounds.....
More » By Rameshwar Vupadhyayula, Co-founder at Tutors & Mentors

Things to know about Chuck Norris !!!!!!! Comment or flag »

Started by Kalyan Santra, Recruitment Services Team Lead at Kenexa

1. What happens when you cross Chuck Norris? You Die...
More » By Kalyan Santra, Recruitment Services Team Lead at Kenexa

A REAL WOMAN 1 comment »

Started by Chandrashekaran K N, CEO at Indraprasta Consultants

LOL
By Akash Dolas,PMP [ Linkedin Open Networker], Quality Manager at Cybage

Computer Quotes 1 comment »

Started by George Marshall, VP Marketing at Dhyan Infotech

Amazing, these are so true.
By Suraj Jethwani, Technical Consultancy and Support

Blonde complaints Comment or flag »

Started by George Marshall, VP Marketing at Dhyan Infotech

A blonde (or was it a redhead?) was having lunch with an acquaintance when she started to complain that her sex life had deteriorated...
More » By George Marshall, VP Marketing at Dhyan Infotech

The blonde student Comment or flag »

Started by George Marshall, VP Marketing at Dhyan Infotech

A blonde came home from school one day and said to her mom, ''I can count higher then all the kids in my second grade class, do you think...
More » By George Marshall, VP Marketing at Dhyan Infotech

New room, please Comment or flag »

Started by George Marshall, VP Marketing at Dhyan Infotech

After a heavy night at the pub, a drunk decides to sleep it off at a local hotel. He approaches the reception desk, takes care of the...
More » By George Marshall, VP Marketing at Dhyan Infotech

 

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