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November 28, 2010

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Funny One liners!!!!	280 comments » Like »
Started by Abhishek Kumar
4Ps of Marketing....Please, Please, Please and Please :-) By Abhishek Kumar

Rajini The Superstar !!!!!	92 comments » Like »
Started by Kalyan Santra
If Rajnikant was born 100 years earlier, British would have fought to get independence from India,... More » By Veerendra Pachauri

To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. [Helen Rowland] LOL!!!!!	3 comments » Like »
Started by Aparna Ramesh K
I heard that one as someone who was living in the US and freed the genie. The genie told him he would grant him a wish. The man said he... More » By Ramon Bakerjian

HERE'S A LESSON FOR YOU. BET YOU NEVER KNEW THIS!	2 comments » Like »
Started by Chandrashekaran K N, CEO at Indraprasta Consultants
sad, but true! By Donna M. Simmons, at City of Hope, Beckman Research Institute

A Catholic teenager goes to confession,	Comment or flag » Like »
Started by Chandrashekaran K N, CEO at Indraprasta Consultants
and after confessing to an affair with a girl is told by the priest that he can't be forgiven unless he reveals who the girl is. "I... More » By Chandrashekaran K N, CEO at Indraprasta Consultants

After 12 years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes.. He said, "No hablo ingles."	Comment or flag » Like »
Started by Chandrashekaran K N, CEO at Indraprasta Consultants

His sister was with two men in one night.	Comment or flag » Like »
Started by Chandrashekaran K N, CEO at Indraprasta Consultants
She could hardly walk after that. Can you imagine? Two dinners! By Chandrashekaran K N, CEO at Indraprasta Consultants

I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming in terror like his passengers.	Comment or flag » Like »
Started by Chandrashekaran K N, CEO at Indraprasta Consultants

A turtle was walking down an alley in New York when he was mugged by a gang of snails.	Comment or flag » Like »
Started by Chandrashekaran K N, CEO at Indraprasta Consultants
A police detective came to investigate and asked the turtle if he could explain what happened.... More » By Chandrashekaran K N, CEO at Indraprasta Consultants

A general noticed one of his soldiers behaving oddly.	Comment or flag » Like »
Started by Chandrashekaran K N, CEO at Indraprasta Consultants
The soldier would pick up any piece of paper he found, frown and say: "That's not it" and put it down again. This went on for some time,... More » By Chandrashekaran K N, CEO at Indraprasta Consultants

Arthur Davidson, of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation, dies and goes to heaven.	Comment or flag » Like »
Started by Chandrashekaran K N, CEO at Indraprasta Consultants
At the gates, an angel tells Davidson, "Well, you've been such a good guy and your motorcycles have changed the world. As a reward, you... More » By Chandrashekaran K N, CEO at Indraprasta Consultants

The top six reasons computers must be female:-)	Comment or flag » Like »
Started by Abhishek Kumar, Business Consultant (Pre Sales)
6. As soon as you have one, a better one is just around the corner.... More » By Abhishek Kumar, Business Consultant (Pre Sales)

Murphy’s Laws Of IT..:-)	Comment or flag » Like »
Started by Abhishek Kumar, Business Consultant (Pre Sales)
1. When computing, whatever happens, behave as though you meant it to happen.... More » By Abhishek Kumar, Business Consultant (Pre Sales)

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