Most Active Discussions (3) Discussions (5) PARTING SHOT | Add a comment » | Started by Chandrashekaran K N, CEO at Indraprasta Consultants | If you mixed vodka with orange juice and milk of magnesia, would you get a Phillips Screwdriver? By Chandrashekaran K N, CEO at Indraprasta Consultants | VIRTUE HAS ITS OWN CONSEQUENCES | Add a comment » | Started by Chandrashekaran K N, CEO at Indraprasta Consultants | A man was walking through a rather seedy section of town, when a bum walked up to him and asked the man for two dollars. The man asked, "Will you buy booze?" The bum replied, "No." Then the man asked, "Will you gamble it away?" The bum said, "No." Then the man asked the bum, "Will you come home with me so my wife can see what happens to a man who doesn't drink or gamble?" By Chandrashekaran K N, CEO at Indraprasta Consultants | PEANUTS, COMPLIMENTARY | Add a comment » | Started by Chandrashekaran K N, CEO at Indraprasta Consultants | A man walks into a bar, sits down, and orders a drink. The bartender gives him his drink, accompanied by a bowl of peanuts. To his surprise, a voice comes from the peanut bowl. "You look great tonight!" it said. "You really look fantastic... And that after shave is just wonderful!" The man is obviously a little confused, but tries to ignore it. Realizing he has no cigarettes, he wanders over to the cigarette machine. After inserting his money, another voice emits from the machine. "You BASTARD... Oh my god you STINK... Do you know, you're almost as ugly as your mother." By now, the man is extremely perplexed. He turns to the bartender for an explanation. "Ah yes sir," the bartender responds, "The peanuts are complimentary, but the cigarette machine is out of order." By Chandrashekaran K N, CEO at Indraprasta Consultants | Latest News Don't want to receive email notifications? Adjust your message settings. LinkedIn values your privacy. At no time has LinkedIn made your email address available to any other LinkedIn user without your permission. © 2010, LinkedIn Corporation. |
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