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By Mark Simmering, Recruitment, Financial Services, Investments, Private Equity, Real Estate, Aviation, Executive Training▲26M+ Networ | | female blonde | 1 comment » | Started by Deva Raju, Sr. Technical recruiter at Makro Technologies, Inc | | hahahahaha........good one and NO, I certainly didn't :-)
By Krishna J, Lead - Sales at Mindlance | | Evil Overlord Sarcastic One Liners | Add a comment » | Started by Deva Raju, Sr. Technical recruiter at Makro Technologies, Inc | | 1. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
2. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
3. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
4. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
5. I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't care.
6. I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
7. What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?
8. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.
9. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
10. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
11. It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off.
12. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.
13. No, my powers can only be used for good.
14. How about never? Is never good for you?
15. I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me.
16. You sound reasonable...Time to up my medication.
17. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
18. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message...
19. I don't work here. I'm a consultant.
20. Who me? I just wander from room to room.
21. My toys! My toys! I can't do this job without my toys!
22. It might look like I'm doing nothing, but at the cellular level I'm really quite busy.
23. At least I have a positive attitude about my destructive habits.
24. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
25. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
26. Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.
By Deva Raju, Sr. Technical recruiter at Makro Technologies, Inc | | An elderly couple | Add a comment » | Started by Deva Raju, Sr. Technical recruiter at Makro Technologies, Inc | | An elderly couple scheduled their annual medical examination the same day so they could travel together.
After the examination, the doctor then said to the elderly man, "You appear to be in good health, do you have any medical concerns that you would like to discuss with me?"
"In fact I do," said the man, "After I have sex with my wife for the first time, I am usually hot and sweaty. And then, after I have sex with my wife the second time, I am usually cold and chilly."
"This is very interesting," replied the doctor, "Let me do some research and get back to you."
After examining the elderly lady, the doctor said, "Everything appears to be fine. Do you have any medical concerns that you would like to discuss with me?"
The lady replied that she had no questions or concerns.
The doctor then asked, "Your husband had an unusual concern. He claims that he is usually hot and sweaty after having sex with you, and then cold and chilly after the second time. Do you know why?"
"Oh, that old buzzard," she replied, "That's because the first time is usually in July and the second time in December."
By Deva Raju, Sr. Technical recruiter at Makro Technologies, Inc | | Shoppers Stop in Bombay | Add a comment » | Started by Deva Raju, Sr. Technical recruiter at Makro Technologies, Inc | | A man walked into the women's department of Shoppers Stop in Bombay
City. He found a saleslady, and told her, 'I would like a Punjabi bra
For my wife, size 34 B.'
With a quizzical look the saleslady asked, 'What kind of bra?'
He repeated 'A Punjabi bra. She said to tell you that she wanted a
Punjabi bra, and that you would know what she means.'
'Ah, now I remember,' said the saleslady. 'We don't get as many
Requests for them as we used to. Mostly our customers lately want the
Catholic bra, or the Jain bra, or the Parsi bra.'
Confused, and a little flustered, the man asked, 'So, what are the
Differences? '
The saleslady responded. 'It is all really quite simple. The Catholic
Bra supports the masses. The Jain bra lifts up the fallen and
Downtrodden, and the Parsi bra keeps one staunch and upright.'
He mused on that information for a minute, and asked, 'So, what does
The Punjabi bra do?'
'The Punjabi bra,' she replied, 'makes mountains out of molehills.'
By Deva Raju, Sr. Technical recruiter at Makro Technologies, Inc | | Male vs Female Brain | 1 comment » | Started by Deva Raju, Sr. Technical recruiter at Makro Technologies, Inc | | I resemble that remark!
By Ronald Stern, Attorney-at-Law | | The bride replies | 3 comments » | Started by Deva Raju, Sr. Technical recruiter at Makro Technologies, Inc | | That's in poor taste!
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