Discussions (27) | Marriage Counseling | Add a comment » | Started by Devaraju Kanchi, Recruitment specialist at Makrotech | | After just a few years of marriage filled with constant arguments, a young man and his wife decided the only way to save their marriage was to try counseling. They had been at each other's throats for some time and felt that this was their last straw.
When they arrived at the counselor's office, the counselor jumped right in and opened the floor for discussion. "What seems to be the problem?"
Immediately, the husband held his long face down without anything to say. In contrast, the wife began talking 90 miles an hour, describing all the wrongs within their marriage.
After 15 minutes of listening to the wife, the counselor went over to her, picked her up by her shoulders, kissed her passionately and sat her back down. Afterwards, the wife sat speechless.
The marriage counselor looked over at the husband, who stared in disbelief.
The counselor said to the husband, "Your wife NEEDS that at least twice a week!"
The husband scratched his head and replied, "I can have her here on Tuesdays and Thursdays."
By Devaraju Kanchi, Recruitment specialist at Makrotech | | Southern Charm | Add a comment » | Started by Devaraju Kanchi, Recruitment specialist at Makrotech | | Two informally dressed ladies started conversing during an endless wait in the LAX airport.
The conversation turned to children. The first woman, from New York, started by saying, "When my first child was born, my husband built a beautiful mansion for me."
The second woman, a genteel Southerner, commented, "Well, isn't that precious?"
The first woman continued, "When my second child was born, my husband bought me a beautiful Mercedes-Benz.
Again, the lady from the South commented, "Well, isn't that precious?"
The first woman continued boasting, "Then, when my third child was born, my husband bought me this exquisite diamond bracelet."
Yet again, the Southern lady commented, "Well, isn't that precious?"
The first woman then asked her companion, "What did your husband buy for you when you had your first child?"
"My husband sent me to charm school," declared the Southern lady.
"Charm school?" the first woman cried, "Oh, my! What on earth for?"
The Southern lady responded, "Well for example, instead of saying "Who gives a crap?" I learned to say, "Well, isn't that precious"
By Devaraju Kanchi, Recruitment specialist at Makrotech | | The Perfect Husband... | Add a comment » | Started by Devaraju Kanchi, Recruitment specialist at Makrotech | | Several men are in the changing room of a golf club.
A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free
speaker-function and began to talk.
Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Darling, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes"
WOMAN: "I am at the shopping centre and found this beautiful leather coat.
It's only Rs.1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure,..go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2005
models. I saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "Rs7,00,000"
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing ... The house I wanted last year is
back on the market. They're asking Rs.11,50,000"
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of 11,00,000. They will
probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand. It really is a
pretty good price."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!"
MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."
The man hangs up. The other men in the changing room are staring at him in
astonishment, mouths agape.....
He smiles and asks:
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"Anyone knows who this mobile belongs to?"
By Devaraju Kanchi, Recruitment specialist at Makrotech | | ROMANCE MATHEMATICS | Add a comment » | Started by Devaraju Kanchi, Recruitment specialist at Makrotech | | * Smart man + smart woman =romance
* Smart man + dumb woman =fun time
* Dumb man + smart woman =marriage
* Dumb man + dumb woman =pregnancy
OFFICE ARITHMETIC
* Smart boss + smart employee =profit
* Smart boss + dumb employee =production
* Dumb boss + smart employee =promotion
* Dumb boss + dumb employee =overtime
SHOPPING MATH
* A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
* A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
By Devaraju Kanchi, Recruitment specialist at Makrotech | | GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS | Add a comment » | Started by Devaraju Kanchi, Recruitment specialist at Makrotech | | * A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
* A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
* A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
* A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
* To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
* To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
* Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
* Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
* A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
* A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
* A woman has the last word in any argument.
* Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
* There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage and after marriage.
* Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
* Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
By Devaraju Kanchi, Recruitment specialist at Makrotech | | Company Policies(To All Employees) | Add a comment » | Started by Devaraju Kanchi, Recruitment specialist at Makrotech | | To All Employees,
The following company policies are effective immediately:-
HOLIDAYS:-
Each employee is entitled to 104 holidays. These will be called Saturday and Sunday.
SICK DAYS:-
A doctor’s sick note will no longer be accepted as proof of sickness. If you are able to get to the doctor, you are able to come into work.
SURGERY:-
Operations are banned. As long as you are employed here, you need all your organs. Do not consider having anything removed. We hired you intact. To have something removed constitutes a breach of employment.
BEREAVEMENT LEAVE:-
This is no excuse for missing work. There is nothing you can do for dead relatives and friends. Every effort should be made to have non-employees attend to the arrangements. In rare cases where employee involvement is necessary, the funeral should be scheduled for the late afternoon. We will be glad to allow you to work through your lunch hour and subsequently leave one hour early, provided your day's tasks are completed.
ABSENCE DUE TO YOUR OWN DEATH:-
This will be accepted as a reasonable excuse for absence. However, we require two weeks notice as you are expected to train your replacement.
TOILET USE:-
Too much core working time is being spent in the toilets. We will now follow the practice of going in alphabetical order. For example: Employees whose names begin with ‘A’ will go from 8:00 to 8:20; employees whose names begin with ‘B’ will go from 8:20 to 8:40 and so on. Should you be unable to go at your allotted time, it will be necessary to wait until the next day when your turn comes again. In extreme emergencies, employees may be able to swap their time with a co-worker. This must be approved in writing by both employees' supervisors.
In addition, there is a strict 3-minute time limit in the toilets. At the end of 3 minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper will retract, and the door will open.
LUNCH BREAK:-
Skinny people are entitled to one hour for lunch, since they need to eat more so they can look healthy. Normal size people get 30 minutes to maintain their average figure. Fat people get five minutes, since that's all the time required to drink a Slimfast and take an appetite suppressing pill.
DRESS CODE:-
It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary. Should you wear fancy trainers or designer clothing, we will assume that you do not need a pay rise.
Thank you for your loyalty to the company. Our purpose is to provide a positive employment experience. Therefore, all questions, comments, frustrations, irritations, aggravations, complaints, concerns, insinuations, allegations, accusations, contemplations, consternations or input should be directed elsewhere.
Have a pleasant and productive day.
The Management
By Devaraju Kanchi, Recruitment specialist at Makrotech | | The difference between men and women : Talking | Add a comment » | Started by Devaraju Kanchi, Recruitment specialist at Makrotech | | When a man returns home tired and weary after a hard day’s toil he needs about twenty minutes peace and quiet just to unwind from the stresses and strains he has suffered. Unfortunately when he gets home his wife needs to tell him, all the problems and issues which have developed during the day. Luckily men have developed the ability to listen, appear interested and sleep all at the same time.
If you want to make a woman happy talk more, if you want to make her really happy talk about your relationship, if you want to make her ecstatic talk about the diamond ring you are going to buy her.
Women have the ability to talk and listen at the same time - so she’s not being rude when she interrupts while you are speaking. Of course, if you interrupt her while she’s talking you’re in real trouble for she knows that men can’t talk and listen at the same time.
Never snore while a woman is talking. It may give her the impression that you’re not listening.
While women have developed the ability to listen to six conversations simultaneously men have developed the ability to listen to one conversation in a rowdy pub while a 100 decibel wall of sound bombards them from all around.
Male speech is minimalist. It has no place for the twists and turns, the flowery imagery and innuendo that embellishes the speech of females. Shortly after meeting a woman in a club a man is likely to say, ‘Let’s go to my place and have sex’ A woman compensates for the man’s lack of language skills by filling in the blanks. She will know that what he is trying to say in his pathetic little way is, ‘I am a desperately lonely slob with absolutely no social graces but having consumed eight pints of beer I have plucked up the courage to come over and talk to you and make a complete fool of myself.’
By Devaraju Kanchi, Recruitment specialist at Makrotech | | If Einstein had been a woman . . . | Add a comment » | Started by Devaraju Kanchi, Recruitment specialist at Makrotech | | Men express their thoughts in a logical systematic manner – whereas women talk in a less structured way and are more concerned with feelings than facts.
If Einstein had been a woman she would have probably said something like, “I was in the mall yesterday looking for a new dress, I eventually bought a cute red one which I’ll show you later. Anyway I suddenly got this strange feeling about that energy thing. Now that reminds me I must pay that gas bill. But, as I was saying, I suddenly had the notion that E=MC2 - I can’t be sure of course but I spoke to my best friend Alice about it and she said . . . . . . . .”
By Devaraju Kanchi, Recruitment specialist at Makrotech | | What Men and Women Think About | Add a comment » | Started by Devaraju Kanchi, Recruitment specialist at Makrotech | | What runs through a man’s mind during every five minute period :
Sex, Food, Work, Sex, Football, Beer, Sex, Work, Anger, Sex, Work, Football . . .
What runs through a woman’s mind during every five minute period :
Romance, Worry, Romance, Men, Diamonds, Worry, Romance, Marriage . .
By Devaraju Kanchi, Recruitment specialist at Makrotech | | Things Men Know About Women – The Top Five | Add a comment » | Started by Devaraju Kanchi, Recruitment specialist at Makrotech | | After years of research by the world’s leading philosophers, psychologists and philatelists it can finally be revealed that the Top Five Things Men Know About Women are:-
1. Nothing!
2. Nothing!
3. Nothing!
4. Nothing!
5. Nothing!
By Devaraju Kanchi, Recruitment specialist at Makrotech | | What He Says and What He Means: | Add a comment » | Started by Devaraju Kanchi, Recruitment specialist at Makrotech | | "Take a break, honey, you're working too hard."
Really means....
"I can't hear the television because of the noise from the vacuum cleaner."
“You look great in that dress.”
Really means....
“Wow! It’s way too short!”
"I missed you."
Really means....
"My shirts need ironing, I haven’t eaten since you left and we are out of toilet paper."
"I'm not lost. I know exactly where we are."
Really means....
"We have overshot by 200 miles."
“I love you.”
Really means....
“Will you have sex with me?”
“I bought you flowers.”
Really means....
“The florist was having a closing down sale.
"I am listening."
Really means....
“I was listening to the radio but with a bit of luck you might actually think I was listening to you.”
“I can fix it myself”
Really means....
“Look up the number of an emergency plumber.”
By Devaraju Kanchi, Recruitment specialist at Makrotech | | Men & Women - Attitude | Add a comment » | Started by Devaraju Kanchi, Recruitment specialist at Makrotech | | Women like to talk – men prefer action. Men know that discussing with a woman what needs to be done takes twice as long as doing the task.
Men feel proud of the things they achieve. If they do even a simple job like hanging a picture on a wall they feel a sense of satisfaction every time they walk past it. However, if they have to ask for help with a task they experience feelings of inadequacy every time they walk past it.
Women do not like science fiction. They find it dull and predictable. They much prefer wildly fanciful and unbelievable scenarios such as those in romantic novels where a woman finds a man who is warm, gentle and loving.
Women tend to talk about their problems in a rambling manner in which big and small issues are given no order or priority. In one breath while telling you that the supermarket has run out of her best loved cheese she’ll casually mention that she has smashed the car, robbed a bank and is running away with your best friend.
Real men do not eat lettuce!
No man has ever bought himself potpourri or scented candles.
No woman has ever felt the urge to buy herself a 250 watt stereo amplifier.
Women have an amazing sixth sense – often they can say, ‘no’ before their husband has even asked the question.
If women ruled the world it would be a criminal offence to go out without a woolly jumper.
Real women do not do car maintenance.
Don’t waste a good joke on a woman – she just won’t get it. Asking her, ‘Why did the chicken cross the road?’ triggers some kind of thinking frenzy and she will most likely reply, “ Maybe there were friends on the other side or perhaps it wanted to avoid a hole or possibly it had to cross the road to get to it’s house . . . . I hope it wasn’t a busy road – poor thing trying to cross with all those cars, I do hope it got across safely . . . . . “
A woman expects her six year old to behave like an adult and her husband to act like a six year old.
Men can be terribly sensitive. A woman need only say, “I’ve met someone much sexier than you.” “ I’ve never really loved you” or “ I’m leaving you,” and her man will sulk for hours.
A man will never admit to a mistake. He knows that he is perfect and he desperately needs everyone else to know that too.
By Devaraju Kanchi, Recruitment specialist at Makrotech | | Blonde Humour | Add a comment » | Started by Devaraju Kanchi, Recruitment specialist at Makrotech | | FIRST DEGREE: A married couple was asleep when the phone rang, At 2 in the morning. The very blonde wife picked up The phone, listened a moment and said " How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!" and hung up. The husband said, "Who was that?" The wife Answered, "I don't know, some Woman wanting to know if the coast is clear."
SECOND DEGREE: Two blondes are walking down the street. One Notices a compact on the sidewalk and leans down To pick it up. She opens it, looks in the mirror And says, "Hmm, this person looks familiar." The Second blonde says, "Here, let me see!" So the First blonde hands her the compact. The second One looks in the mirror and says, "You dummy, it's me!"
THIRD DEGREE: A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on Her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to His apartment unexpectedly and when she opens the Door she finds him in the arms of a redhead. Well, the blonde is really angry. She opens her Purse to take out the gun, and as she does so, She is overcome with grief. She takes the gun and Puts it to her head. The boyfriend yells, "No, honey, don't do it!!!" The blonde replies, "Shut up, you're next!"
FOURTH DEGREE: A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of State capitals. She proudly says, "Go ahead, ask Me, I know all of them." A friend says, "OK, what's the capital of Wisconsin?" The blonde Replies, "Oh, that's easy: W."
FIFTH DEGREE: What did the blonde ask her doctor when he told Her she was pregnant? "Is it mine?"
SIXTH DEGREE: Bambi, a blonde in her fourth year as a UCLA Freshman, sat in her US government class. The Professor asked Bambi if she knew what Roe vs. Wade was about.
Bambi pondered the question then Finally said, "That was the decision George Washington had to make before he crossed the Delaware"
SEVENTH DEGREE: Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to Find her house ransacked and burglarized. She Telephoned the police at once and reported the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the Radio, and a K-9 unit, patrolling nearby, was the First to respond. As the K-9 officer approached The house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran Out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the Cop and his dog, then sat down on the steps. Putting her face in her hands, she moaned,
"I Come home to find all my possessions stolen. I Call the police for help, and what do they do? They send me a BLIND policeman."
By Devaraju Kanchi, Recruitment specialist at Makrotech | | The Blonde Diet | Add a comment » | Started by Devaraju Kanchi, Recruitment specialist at Makrotech | | A blonde is terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least 5 pounds."
When the blonde returned, she shocked the doctor by losing nearly 20 pounds. "Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said, "Did you follow my instructions?"
The blonde nodded, "I'll tell you though, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day."
"From hunger, you mean?" asked the doctor.
"No, from skipping."
By Devaraju Kanchi, Recruitment specialist at Makrotech | | Ten Commandments of Marriage | Add a comment » | Started by Devaraju Kanchi, Recruitment specialist at Makrotech | | Commandment 1 - Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning.
Commandment 2 - If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.
Commandment 3 - Marriage is grand -- and divorce is at least 100 grand!
Commandment 4 - Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.
Commandment 5 - When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: Either the car is new or the wife is.
Commandment 6 - Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
Commandment 7 - Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you said. After marriage, he will fall asleep before you finish talking.
Commandment 8 - Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical, and a good cook. But the law allows only one wife.
Commandment 9 - Every woman wants a man who is handsome, understanding, economical and a considerate lover, but again, the law allows only one husband.
Commandment 10 - Man is incomplete until he marries. After that, he is finished.
By Devaraju Kanchi, Recruitment specialist at Makrotech | | A teacher asked her 5th grade history class, "When was Rome built?" ... | Add a comment » | Started by Devaraju Kanchi, Recruitment specialist at Makrotech | | A teacher asked her 5th grade history class, "When was Rome built?" ...
...and called on one of the boys to answer first. "Rome was built at night." was his answer.
"At night?" asked the teacher, holding her ruler firmly in her boney-knuckled hands. "How ever did you get such an idea?"
"Well," gulped the student, hoping his answer would satisfy her, "everyone knows Rome wasn't built in a day."
By Devaraju Kanchi, Recruitment specialist at Makrotech | | Lessons I've learned through my life ... | Add a comment » | Started by Devaraju Kanchi, Recruitment specialist at Makrotech | | That life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.
That we should be glad God doesn't give us everything we ask for.
That money doesn't buy class.
That it's those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular.
That under everyone's hard shell is someone who wants to be appreciated and loved.
That the Lord didn't do it all in one day. What makes me think I can?
That to ignore the facts does not change the facts.
That when you plan to get even with someone, you are only letting that person continue to hurt you.
That love, not time, heals all wounds.
That the easiest way for me to grow as a person is to surround myself with people smarter than I am.
That there's nothing sweeter than sleeping with your babies and feeling their breath on your cheeks.
That no one is perfect until you fall in love with them.
That life is tough, but I'm tougher.
That opportunities are never lost; someone will take the ones you miss.
That when you harbor bitterness, happiness will dock elsewhere.
That I wish I could have told my Dad that I love him one more time before he passed away.
That one should keep his words both soft and tender, because tomorrow he may have to eat them.
That a smile is an inexpensive way to improve your looks.
That I can't choose how I feel, but I can choose what I do about it.
That when your newly born child holds your little finger in his little fist, that you're hooked for life.
That everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you're climbing it.
That it is best to give advice in only two circumstances; when it is requested and when it is a life threatening situation.
That the less time I have to work with, the more things I get done.
By Devaraju Kanchi, Recruitment specialist at Makrotech | | Different Type of Prayer: | Add a comment » | Started by Devaraju Kanchi, Recruitment specialist at Makrotech | | Heavenly Father, Help us remember that the jerk who cut us off in traffic last night is a single mother who worked nine hours that day and was rushing home to cook dinner, help with homework, do the laundry and spend a few precious moments with her children.
Help us to remember that the pierced, tattooed, disinterested young man who can't make change correctly is a worried 19-year-old college student, balancing his apprehension over final exams with his fear of not getting his student loans for next semester.
Remind us, Lord, that the scary looking bum, begging for money in the same spot every day (who really ought to get a job!) is a slave to addictions that we can only imagine in our worst nightmares.
Help us to remember that the old couple walking annoyingly slow through the store aisles and blocking our shopping progress are savoring this moment, knowing that, based on the biopsy report she got back last week, this will be the last year that they go shopping together.
Heavenly Father, remind us each day that, of all the gifts you give us, the greatest gift is love. It is not enough to share that love with those we hold dear. Open our hearts not just to those who are close to us, but to all humanity. Let us be slow to judge and quick to forgive, show patience, empathy and love.
By Devaraju Kanchi, Recruitment specialist at Makrotech | | How to Stay Young | Add a comment » | Started by Devaraju Kanchi, Recruitment specialist at Makrotech | | Throw out nonessential numbers. This includes age, weight and height. Let the doctor worry about them. That is why you pay him/her.
Keep only cheerful friends. The grouches pull you down.
Keep learning. Learn more about the computer, crafts, gardening, whatever. Never let the brain idle. " An idle mind is the devil's workshop." And the devil's name is Alzheimer's.
Enjoy the simple things.
Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.
The tears happen. Endure, grieve, and move on. The only person who is with us our entire life, is ourselves. Be ALIVE while you are alive.
Surround yourself with what you love, whether it's family, pets, keepsakes, music, plants, hobbies, whatever. Your home is your refuge.
Cherish your health: If it is good, preserve it. If it is unstable, improve it. If it is beyond what you can improve, get help.
Don't take guilt trips. Take a trip to the mall, to the next county, to a foreign country, but NOT to where the guilt is.
Tell the people you love that you love them, at every opportunity.
And always remember: Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.
By Devaraju Kanchi, Recruitment specialist at Makrotech | | The Positive Side of Life | Add a comment » | Started by Devaraju Kanchi, Recruitment specialist at Makrotech | | Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun every year.
How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.
Birthdays are good for you; the more you have, the longer you live.
Happiness comes through doors you didn't even know you left open.
Ever notice that the people who are late are often much jollier than the people who have to wait for them?
Most of us go to our grave with our music still inside of us.
You may be only one person in the world, but you may also be the world to one person.
Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.
Don't cry because it's over; smile because it happened.
We could learn a lot from crayons: some are sharp, some are pretty, some are dull, some have weird names, and all are different colors....but they all exist very nicely in the same box.
A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.
Have an awesome day, and know that someone who thinks you're great has thought about you today!
By Devaraju Kanchi, Recruitment specialist at Makrotech | | A few years ago, at the Seattle Special Olympics ... | Add a comment » | Started by Devaraju Kanchi, Recruitment specialist at Makrotech | | ... nine contestants, all physically or mentally disabled, assembled at the starting line for the 100-yard dash. At the gun, they all started out, not exactly in a dash, but with a relish to run the race to the finish and win. All, that is, except one little boy who stumbled on the asphalt, tumbled over a couple of times, and began to cry. The other eight heard the boy cry. They slowed down and looked back. Then they all turned around and went back......every one of them.
One girl with Down's Syndrome bent down and kissed him and said, "This will make it better." Then all nine linked arms and walked together to the finish line. Everyone in the stadium stood, and the cheering went on for several minutes. People who were there are still telling the story.
Why? Because deep down we know this one thing: What matters in this life is more than winning for ourselves. What matters in this life is helping others win, even if it means slowing down and changing our course. If you pass this on, we may be able to change our hearts as well as someone else's.
"A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle"
By Devaraju Kanchi, Recruitment specialist at Makrotech | | Insights on life from Fran ... | Add a comment » | Started by Devaraju Kanchi, Recruitment specialist at Makrotech | | Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.
Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other.
Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have, or sleep all you want.
When you say, "I love you," mean it.
When you say, "I'm sorry," look the person in the eye.
Be engaged at least six months before you get married.
Believe in love at first sight.
Never laugh at anyone's dreams. People who don't have dreams don't have much.
Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt, but it's the only way to live life completely.
In disagreements, fight fairly. Please---No name calling.
Don't judge people by their relatives.
Talk slowly but think quickly.
When someone asks you a question you don't w! ant to answer, smile and ask, "Why do you want to know?"
Remember that great love and great achievements involve great risk.
Say "bless you" when you hear someone sneeze.
When you lose, don't lose the lesson.
Remember the three R's: Respect for self; Respect for others; Responsibility for all your actions.
Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship.
When you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it.
Smile when picking up the phone. The caller will hear it in your! voice.
Spend some time alone.
By Devaraju Kanchi, Recruitment specialist at Makrotech | | Everyone Needs this List to Live by ... | Add a comment » | Started by Devaraju Kanchi, Recruitment specialist at Makrotech | | The most destructive habit: Worry
The greatest Joy: Giving
The greatest loss: Loss of self-respect
The most satisfying work: Helping others
The ugliest personality trait: Selfishness
The most endangered species: Dedicated leaders
Our greatest natural resource: Our youth
The greatest "shot in the arm": Encouragement
The greatest problem to overcome: Fear
The most effective sleeping pill Peace of mind
The most crippling failure disease: Excuses
The most powerful force in life: Love
The most dangerous pariah: A gossiper
The world's most incredible computer: The brain
The worst thing to be without: Hope
The deadliest weapon: The tongue
The two most power-filled words: "I Can"
The greatest asset: Faith
The most worthless emotion: Self-pity
The most beautiful attire: SMILE!
The most prized possession: Integrity
The most powerful channel of communication: Prayer
The most contagious spirit: Enthusiasm
The most important thing in life: GOD
By Devaraju Kanchi, Recruitment specialist at Makrotech | | Five Don'ts When You're Sleeping | Add a comment » | Started by Devaraju Kanchi, Recruitment specialist at Makrotech | | 1 - DON'T SLEEP WITH WATCH
Watches can emit a certain level of radioactivity. Though small, but if you wear your watch to bed for a long time, it might have adverse effects on your health.
2 - DON'T SLEEP WITH BRA
Scientists in America have discovered those that wear bras for more than 12 hours have a higher risk of getting breast cancer. So go to bed without it.
3 - DON'T SLEEP WITH PHONE
Putting the phone beside your bed or anywhere near you is not encouraged. Though some of us will use phones as alarm clocks, but please put the phone as far as possible. Scientists have proved that electrical items including mobile phone and television sets emit magnetic waves when used. These waves can cause disruptions to our nervous system. Therefore if you need to put your MO! Bile phone near you, switch it off first.
4 - DON'T SLEEP WITH MAKE UP
People who sleep with make up might have skin problems in the long run. Sleeping with make up will cause the skin to have difficulty in breathing and problem in perspiring. You will also need a much longer time to go into deep sleep.
Lastly.....
5 - DON'T SLEEP WITH OTHERS' WIFE OR HUSBAND
You may never wake up again. : )
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