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By Bryan Lawson, Entrepreneur / Blog Writer at Provision Connection | | Not all blondes are stupid | Add a comment » | Started by Deva Raju, Sr. Technical recruiter at Makro Technologies, Inc | | An attractive blonde from Dublin arrived at the casino and
bet twenty-thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice.
She said, 'I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm 'completely nude'.
With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled,
'Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!'
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed...
'YES, YES, I WON, I WON!'
She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.
The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.
Finally, one of them asked, 'What did she roll?'
The other answered, 'I don't know - I thought you were watching.'
MORAL OF THE STORY:
Not all Irish are stupid.. Not all blondes are dumb, But all men are men.
By Deva Raju, Sr. Technical recruiter at Makro Technologies, Inc | | PETROL SALES PROMOTION | Add a comment » | Started by Deva Raju, Sr. Technical recruiter at Makro Technologies, Inc | | 'A petrol station owner in Ludhiana was trying to increase his sales. So, he put up a sign that read, 'Free Sex with Fill-Up.'
Soon Santa pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free sex. The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10. If he guessed correctly, he would get his free sex. Santa guessed 8, and the proprietor said,
'You were close. The number was 7. Sorry. No sex this time.'
A week later, Santa, along with his friend a Kashmiri pulled in for another fill-up. Again he asked for his free sex. The proprietor again gave him the same story, and asked him to guess the correct number. Santa guessed 2 this time. The proprietor said, 'Sorry, it was 3. You were close, but no free sex this time.'
As they were driving away, the Kashmiri said to Santa 'I think that game is rigged and he doesn't really give away free sex.'
Santa replied, 'No it ain't, . It's not rigged at all'.
My wife won twice last week!!!!.
By Deva Raju, Sr. Technical recruiter at Makro Technologies, Inc | | Catholic Men and Women | Add a comment » | Started by Deva Raju, Sr. Technical recruiter at Makro Technologies, Inc | | Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee. The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."
The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'."
The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone says 'Your Eminence'."
The fourth Catholic man then says, "My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'."
Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, "Well....?"
She proudly replies, "I have a daughter, slim, tall, 38D breast, 24" stomach and 34" hips.
When she walks into a room, people say, "Oh My God."
By Deva Raju, Sr. Technical recruiter at Makro Technologies, Inc | | The Polite Way to Pee! | Add a comment » | Started by Deva Raju, Sr. Technical recruiter at Makro Technologies, Inc | | During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question:
'Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?'
Michael said: 'Just a minute I have to go pee.'
The teacher responded by saying: 'That would be rude and impolite.
What about you Sherman, how would you say it?'
Sherman said: 'I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back.'
'That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table.
And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?'
Johnny said 'I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce you to after dinner.'
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