Most Active Discussions (3) | Spielberg and Chinese | 3 comments » | Started by Deva Raju | | Anyone know the number of Chinese victims of the Titanic tragedy? Or am I being too pedantic?
By Jamie Liddell | Discussions (9) | Equal privileges | Add a comment » | Started by Deva Raju, Sr. Technical recruiter at Makro Technologies, Inc | | A country club didn't allow women on the golf course. Eventually, there was enough pressure that
they decided to allow women on the course during the week.
The ladies were satisfied with this arrangement, formed a women's club, and became active. After
about 6 months, the club board received a letter from the women's club complaining about the men
urinating on the golf course. Naturally, they just ignored the matter. After another 6 months,
they received another letter reminding them of the previous letter and demanding action. After
due deliberation they sent the women a letter advising them that they had been granted equal
privileges!
By Deva Raju, Sr. Technical recruiter at Makro Technologies, Inc | | The misdirected shot | Add a comment » | Started by Deva Raju, Sr. Technical recruiter at Makro Technologies, Inc | | A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The first of the twosome teed-off
and watched in horror as the ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.
Indeed, the ball hit one of the men and he immediately clasped his hands together at his crotch,
fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony. The woman rushed down to the man and
immediately began to apologize. She then explained that she was a physical therapist and offered
to help ease his "pain."
"Please allow me to help, I am a physical therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd
just allow me!" She told him earnestly. "Ummph, oooh, nnnoo, I'll be alright...I'll be fine in a
few minutes," he replied as he remained in the fetal position still clasping his hands together
at his crotch.
The woman takes it upon herself to begin to "ease his pain". She began to massage his groin.
After a few moments she asked, "does that feel better?" The man looked up at her and replied,
"yes, that feels pretty good ... but my thumb still hurts like hell!"
By Deva Raju, Sr. Technical recruiter at Makro Technologies, Inc | | Left or right handed | Add a comment » | Started by Deva Raju, Sr. Technical recruiter at Makro Technologies, Inc | | Four guys who worked together always golfed as a group at 7 a.m. Sunday. But one of them got
transferred, and they were talking about trying to fill out the foursome.
A woman standing near the tee said, "Hey, I like to golf, can I join the group?"
They were hesitant but said she could come once to try it. She said "Good, I'll be there at 6:30
or quarter to seven."
She showed up right at 6:30, and wound up setting a course record with a 7-under-par round. The
guys went nuts and everyone in the clubhouse congratulated her. Meanwhile, she was fun and
pleasant the entire round. The guys happily invited her back the next week and she said "Sure,
I'll be here at 6:30 or quarter to 7."
Again, she showed up at 6:30 Sunday morning. Only this time, she played left-handed, and matched
her 7-under par score of the previous week. By now the guys were totally amazed, and they asked
her to join the group for keeps.
They had a beer after their round, and one of the guys asked her, "how do you know if you're
going to golf right-handed or left-handed?"
She said "That's easy. Before I leave for the golf course, I pull the covers off my husband, who
sleeps in the nude. If his member is pointing to the right, I golf right-handed; if it's pointed
to the left, I golf left-handed."
A guy asked "what if it's pointed straight up?"
She said "Then I'll be here at nine o'clock."
By Deva Raju, Sr. Technical recruiter at Makro Technologies, Inc | | What is a rider ? | Add a comment » | Started by Deva Raju, Sr. Technical recruiter at Makro Technologies, Inc | | A foursome of ladies came back after a round of golf. At the 19th hole in the Clubhouse, the Pro
asked them "How did your game go?"
The first said she had a good round with 25 riders. The second said she did OK with 16 riders.
The third said not too bad since I had 10 riders. The fourth was disappointed and said that she
played badly with only two riders.
The Pro was confounded by this term "rider" but not wanting to show his ignorance just smiled and
wish them better golf the next time. He then approached Jerry the bartender and asked "Jerry, can
you tell me what does this term 'riders' mean?" Jerry smiled and explained that a "rider" is when
you have hit a shot long enough to take a ride on a golf cart.
By Deva Raju, Sr. Technical recruiter at Makro Technologies, Inc | | An English man, Irishman and a Scottishman | Add a comment » | Started by Deva Raju, Sr. Technical recruiter at Makro Technologies, Inc | | An English man, Irishman and a Scottishman are sitting in a pub full of people. The Englishman
says, "The pubs in England are the best. You can buy one drink and get a second one free".
Everyone in the pub agreed and gave a big cheer. The Scottishman says,"..yeah. That's quite good
but in Scotland you can buy one drink and get another 2 for free." Again, the crowd in the pub
gave a big cheer. The Irish man says "Your two pubs are good, but they are not as good as the
ones in Ireland. In Ireland you can buy one pint, get another 3 for free and then get taken into
the backroom for a shag"
The English says "WOW! Did that happen to you?" and the Irishman replies "No, but it happened to
my sister."
By Deva Raju, Sr. Technical recruiter at Makro Technologies, Inc | | A good break-time read! | 1 comment » | Started by Peter Clay, Director of Business Development at Perich Advertising + Design | | I limp a lot. Still chuckling over that one.
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By Elizabeth White, Inside Sales Manager at Digiwave Enterprises, Inc | | Breaking News - Dublin Crier | Add a comment » | Started by Dave Vipond, Telecommunications Consultant and Contractor | | Breaking News ...
The Dublin Crier ..... 10.00pm Monday 17th May 2010
Early this evening, a private, Cessna aircraft crash landed in the Dublin Memorial cemetery with the loss of all lives.
Our reporter , Shamus Bundoon, is on the scene and reports that, at the time of writing, 1,340 bodies have been recovered but authorities inform that this will rise as digging continues into the night.
All apologies to our Irish friends
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