Most Active Discussions (3) Discussions (8) | Newton came to India ........ ( with due apologies to all Rajnikant fans : - ) ) | Add a comment » | Started by I. C, Group Controller Costing ,MIS & Group Head of Internal audit in a Kuwati Conglomerate | | Once, Newton came to India and watched a few Tamil movies that had his head spinning. He was convinced that all his logic and laws in physics were just a huge pile of junk and apologized for everything he had done. In the movie of Rajanikanth, Newton was confused to such an extent that he went paranoid.
Here are a few scenes
1) Rajanikanth has a Brain Tumor which, according to the doctors can't be cured and his death is imminent. In one of the fights, our great Rajanikanth is shot in the head. To everybody's surprise, the bullet passes through his ears taking away the tumor along with it and he is cured! Long Live Rajanikanth!
2) In another movie, Rajanikanth is confronted with 3 gangsters. Rajanikanth has a gun but unfortunately only one bullet and a knife.
Guess, what he does?
He throws the knife at the middle gangster? & shoots the bullet towards the knife. The knife cuts the bullet into 2 pieces, which kills both the gangsters on each side of the middle gangster & the knife kills the middle one.
3) Rajanikanth is chased by a gangster. Rajanikanth has a revolver but no bullets in it. Guess, what he does. Nah? not even in your remotest imaginations. He waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the gangster shoots, Rajanikanth opens the bullet compartment of his revolver and catches the bullet. Then, he closes the bullet compartment and fires his gun. Bang ... the gangster dies...
This was too much for our Newton to take! He was completely shaken and decided to go back. But he happened to see another movie for one last time, and thought that at least one movie would follow his theory of physics. The whole movie goes fine and Newton is happy that all in the world hasn't changed.
Oops, not so fast!
The 'climax' finally arrives. Rajanikanth gets to know that the villain is on the other side of a very high wall. So high that Rajanikanth can't jump even if he tries like one of those superman techniques that our heroes normally use. Rajanikanth has to desperately kill the villain because it's the climax. (Newton dada is smiling since it is virtually impossible?)
Rajanikanth suddenly pulls two guns from his pockets. He throws one gun in then air and when the gun has reached above the height of the wall, he uses the second gun and shoots at the trigger of the first gun in air. The first gun fires off and the villain is dead.
Newton commits suicide...
(dear members enjoy it without trying to dissect it logically otherwise N end is awaiting Lol )
By I. C, Group Controller Costing ,MIS & Group Head of Internal audit in a Kuwati Conglomerate | | What is meant by RAT RACE ?. | 1 comment » | Started by RAMAKRISHNA KOPPAKA ,B.Sc.(Hons),B.Sc.(Tech)., CONSULTANT TEXTILE TECHNOLOGIST,ENVIRONMENT & POLLUTION CONTROL SPECIALIST,HYDERABAD,INDIA. | | Dear Friends
Seasons Greetings
I am RAMAKRISHNA.KOPPAKA,a Textile Professional with 40 years of experience in TEXTILES,ENVIRONMENT,POLLUTION CONTROL.
I am so tired of working,over working and got exhausted,tired of my daily routine.I know that must be the case with my friends also.While going through various groups I found this group.Let me see what humour I can get and give.
Rat is the smallest animal found in any house,hiding,shivering and imagining when it will be caught by a fat plumpy cat.Cat has more freedom,gets more perks such as fish,milk,butter,curd.But it has a Dog ready to pounce on it.Dog has a better pay scale compared to CAT.Dog protects the house day and night.It barks and wakes up all around.so all will get up and catch the thief.No body complains about DOG.
Dog is taken to task by the master of the house.So the Master of the house is at a better pay scale.He gets hot food,coffee,tea,snacks,drinks,amusement at TV.Sleeps in a room which has soundless Air conditioner.No rattling noise of ceiling fan.
But this Master is totally under the control of the lady of the house.The Lady of the house manages the house from early morning to late night.All the inmates depend on this Madam of the house.
So the Madam of the house has a rat,a cat,a dog,a husband,a son,a daughter.
Then who makes the Madam of the house to run just like a rat ?.
Can any one throw some light on this?.
Think carefully and put your most valuable comments.Please do hurry up.Other wise the Madam of the house will make you run even before entering the house.
Thanks.
By RAMAKRISHNA KOPPAKA ,B.Sc.(Hons),B.Sc.(Tech)., CONSULTANT TEXTILE TECHNOLOGIST,ENVIRONMENT & POLLUTION CONTROL SPECIALIST,HYDERABAD,INDIA. | | Why I fired My Secretary. | 1 comment » | Started by Deva Raju, Sr. Technical recruiter at Makro Technologies, Inc | | hmm. caught on the wrong foot :- )
By I. C, Group Controller Costing ,MIS & Group Head of Internal audit in a Kuwati Conglomerate | | How Sexy Is Your Name? | 46 comments » | Started by Mohammed Irshan, Sr. Staffing Consultant at Softpath Systems, Inc., | | S A Z R I N ====== 1286
By Sazrin Gidani, Research Analyst at Salesify | | DREAMS OF WIFE, HUSBAND | Add a comment » | Started by Deva Raju, Sr. Technical recruiter at Makro Technologies, Inc | | A wife woke up from her night's sleep and began recounting her dream to her husband.
"I dreamt they were auctioning off dicks in this place,"she began, "the big ones went for a tenner and the thick ones went for 20."
"How about the ones like mine?" asked her husband.
"Those they gave away," she replied tongue in cheek.
"I had a dream too," started the husband. "I dreamt they were auctioning off fannies. The pretty ones went for a 1000 and the little tight ones went for double that!"
"And how much for the ones like mine?" enquired the wife to her husband.
"That's where they held the auction," he replied.
By Deva Raju, Sr. Technical recruiter at Makro Technologies, Inc | | The greatest Problem | Add a comment » | Started by Deva Raju, Sr. Technical recruiter at Makro Technologies, Inc | | Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Husband: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful am I for you?
Husband: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one?"
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