Most Active Discussions (2) | Grandparents | 1 comment » | Started by Maureen Brown | | The things kids say! One of my grandsons just turned 4. He has a brother and sister (twins) age 6 months. As his dad was tucking him into...
More » By Jack Grawe | Discussions (6) | HOW A WOMAN HAS A SHOWER | Add a comment » | Started by Deva Raju, Sr. Technical recruiter at Makro Technologies, Inc | | Take off clothes and place them sectioned in laundry basket according to lights and darks.
Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
If husband seen along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do more sit-ups / leg-lifts, etc.
Get in the shower.
Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone..
Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced.
Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.
Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and Jaffa cake body wash. Rinse conditioner off hair.
Shave armpits and legs.
Turn off shower.
Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.
Spray mold spots with Tile cleaner.
Get out of shower.
Dry with towel the size of a small country.
Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head. If you see partner along the way, cover up any exposed areas.Proceed to Dressing Table and sit in front of mirror for at least an hour.
By Deva Raju, Sr. Technical recruiter at Makro Technologies, Inc | | That is happiness | Add a comment » | Started by Deva Raju, Sr. Technical recruiter at Makro Technologies, Inc | | The friends of the bride decided to give the newlyweds a tape recording of the couple making love on their honeymoon night as a gag wedding gift. They accomplished this by hiding a tape recording under the newlywed's bed that evening.
Before they gave the recorded tape to her, they played the tape and heard her moaning to her new husband, "That's happiness! That's happiness!" But her voice sounded funny and they discovered that they were playing the tape at the wrong speed.
When they slowed the tape down to the correct pitch, they were surprised to hear her shouting at him, "That's a pen??! That's a pen??!"
By Deva Raju, Sr. Technical recruiter at Makro Technologies, Inc | | That is happiness | Add a comment » | Started by Deva Raju, Sr. Technical recruiter at Makro Technologies, Inc | | The friends of the bride decided to give the newlyweds a tape recording of the couple making love on their honeymoon night as a gag wedding gift. They accomplished this by hiding a tape recording under the newlywed's bed that evening.
Before they gave the recorded tape to her, they played the tape and heard her moaning to her new husband, "That's happiness! That's happiness!" But her voice sounded funny and they discovered that they were playing the tape at the wrong speed.
When they slowed the tape down to the correct pitch, they were surprised to hear her shouting at him, "That's a pen??! That's a pen??!"
By Deva Raju, Sr. Technical recruiter at Makro Technologies, Inc | | Attractive woman | Add a comment » | Started by Deva Raju, Sr. Technical recruiter at Makro Technologies, Inc | | A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the barman who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face close to hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress his beard which is full and bushy. "Are you the manager?" she asks, softly stroking his face. With both hands. "Actually, no" he replies. "Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him." she asks, running her hands up beyond his beard and into his hair. "I'm afraid I can't" breathes the barman - clearly aroused. "Is there anything I can do?" "Yes there is. I need you to give him a message" she continues huskily, popping a couple of fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently. "Tell him" she says "that there is no toilet paper or hand soap in the ladies room."
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