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Most Active Discussions (3) ============================== Wonderful English from Around the World ============================== 9 comments » Started by Deepak Bhatia Thanks to all of you for your comments..;-) By Deepak Bhatia My Dog Can Walk On Water 7 comments » Started by Deva Raju Great message, Deva. I'm glad I read it on a Monday morning. @Ron - you're wrong - let me know when you want to duke it out :-) By Rose Anderson BLONDE'S DIARY ON A CRUISE SHIP -------------------------------------------------------------------- 5 comments » Started by Jaydeep Roy Twice? Sounds like she's a heroine addict..... By Ronald Stern Discussions (14) you must be sitting very, very high up. 1 comment » Started by Deva Raju, Sr. Technical recruiter at Makro Technologies, Inc An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, “Can I also sit like you and do nothing?” The eagle answered, “Sure , why not.” So the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it. Moral of the story: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up. By Deva Raju, Sr. Technical recruiter at Makro Technologies, Inc hort stories with moral lessons. 1 comment » Started by Deva Raju, Sr. Technical recruiter at Makro Technologies, Inc hey a good one!!! By Urvashi Bhargava, Research Analyst at Salesify, Pune 'What will be the name of our baby? 1 comment » Started by Shratark Katarkar[TopLinked] [LION][2000+] Direct, Research Analyst at SaleSify A young girl finally had the opportunity to go to a party by herself. Since she was very good-looking, she was a bit nervous about what to do if boys hit on her. Her mom said, "It's very easy! Whenever a boy starts hitting on you, you ask him, 'What will be the name of our baby?' That'll scare them off." So off she went. After a little while at the party, a boy started dancing with her, and little by little he started kissing her and touching her. She asked him, "What will our baby be called?" The boy found some excuse and disappeared. Some time later, the same thing happened again: a boy started to kiss her neck, her shoulders... She stopped him and asked about the baby's name, and he ran off. Later on, another boy invited her for a walk. After a few minutes, he started kissing her, and she asked him, "What will our baby be called?" He continued, now slowly taking her clothes off. "What will our baby be called?" she asked once more. He began to have sex with her. "What will our baby be called?!" she asked again. After he was done, he took off his "full" condom, gave it a knot, and said, "If he gets out of this one... David Copperfield! By Shratark Katarkar[TopLinked] [LION][2000+] Direct, Research Analyst at SaleSify I'm drowning Add a comment » Started by Shratark Katarkar[TopLinked] [LION][2000+] Direct, Research Analyst at SaleSify A deep-sea diver is twenty feet below sea level when he sees another guy with no scuba gear. He goes down another thirty feet, and the guy with no equipment stays with him. He takes out a waterproof chalkboard and writes, "How the hell can you stay down this deep without equipment?" The guy takes the chalkboard and writes, "You asshole, I'm drowning." By Shratark Katarkar[TopLinked] [LION][2000+] Direct, Research Analyst at SaleSify Learn chinese in 5 minutes Add a comment » Started by Shratark Katarkar[TopLinked] [LION][2000+] Direct, Research Analyst at SaleSify Dildo - Fun Toi Ex-wife - Fa Kin Sau Where´s the restroom? - Ai Pe Nau I absolutely agree! - No Daut Jesus Child - Ho Li Boi Dogshit under my shoe - Stin Kin Puh Stop teasing me! - Tat Nut Fun Annoying kid - Hit Tat Boi Cough up some dough! - Pei Nau Go for a ride for free - Hit Hai King I think our friend is homo - He Gai Your price is too high - Ai No Bai Dam Ting That was an unauthorized execution - Lin Ching You are not very bright - Yu So Dum I am not guilty - Wai Hang Mi Please, stay a while longer - Wai Go Nao They have arrived - Hia Dei Kum Hey, I think we have a serious problem here! - Sum Ting Wong Having an early orgasm - Kum Tu Suun Saying the same thing several times - Ri Pi Ting Are You horny? - Yu Har Dik You´re just so stupid - Fak Ju I just get drunk so easy - On Li Tu Oh, You´ve been smoking as well? - Ju Tu Hai I´ve got something in my eye - Aut Mai Ai You explained that before, but finally I understand - Ai See Nau Listen baby, isn´t that a pretty and romantic sky tonight? - Mun So Brait Let´s get outta here and that fast as hell! - Fa Kin Run Oh, just look at that Ferrari! - Big Boi Toi I´m just so horny - Ma Dik Big As I said before, Microsoft sucks! - Fa Kin Kom Pu Da I told You that´s he´s extremely ticklish! - Jum Pin Hai Hey buddy, I know it´s winter, but not THAT cold to pee outdoor - Wai Ju Ding So Tai Nee Ok listen, this got to look like an accident - Hit Mai Ai He’s cleaning his automobile - He Wa Shing Ka This is a tow away zone - No Pah King Small Horse - Tai Ni Po Ni Did you go to the beach? - Wai Yu So Tan It’s very dark in here - Wai So Dim Has your flight been delayed? - Hao Long Wei Ting I thought you were on a diet? - Wai Yu Mun Ching Your body odor is so offensive - Yu Stin Ki Pu I didn´t know that You knew the lyrics to The Macarena - Wai Yu Sing Dum Song I got this for free - Ai No Pei Phew, this bathroom stink! - Hu Flung Dung Are you harboring a fugitive? - Hu Yu Hai Ding See me as soon as possible - Kum Hia Nao Stupid Man - Dum Fuk I bumped into a coffee table - Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni I think you need a face lift - Chin Tu Fat Our meeting is scheduled for next week! - Wai Yu Kum Nao Staying out of sight - Lei Ying Lo Great - Fa Kin Su Pah By Shratark Katarkar[TopLinked] [LION][2000+] Direct, Research Analyst at SaleSify Learn chinese in 5 minutes Add a comment » Started by Shratark Katarkar[TopLinked] [LION][2000+] Direct, Research Analyst at SaleSify Dildo - Fun Toi Ex-wife - Fa Kin Sau Where´s the restroom? - Ai Pe Nau I absolutely agree! - No Daut Jesus Child - Ho Li Boi Dogshit under my shoe - Stin Kin Puh Stop teasing me! - Tat Nut Fun Annoying kid - Hit Tat Boi Cough up some dough! - Pei Nau Go for a ride for free - Hit Hai King I think our friend is homo - He Gai Your price is too high - Ai No Bai Dam Ting That was an unauthorized execution - Lin Ching You are not very bright - Yu So Dum I am not guilty - Wai Hang Mi Please, stay a while longer - Wai Go Nao They have arrived - Hia Dei Kum Hey, I think we have a serious problem here! - Sum Ting Wong Having an early orgasm - Kum Tu Suun Saying the same thing several times - Ri Pi Ting Are You horny? - Yu Har Dik You´re just so stupid - Fak Ju I just get drunk so easy - On Li Tu Oh, You´ve been smoking as well? - Ju Tu Hai I´ve got something in my eye - Aut Mai Ai You explained that before, but finally I understand - Ai See Nau Listen baby, isn´t that a pretty and romantic sky tonight? - Mun So Brait Let´s get outta here and that fast as hell! - Fa Kin Run Oh, just look at that Ferrari! - Big Boi Toi I´m just so horny - Ma Dik Big As I said before, Microsoft sucks! - Fa Kin Kom Pu Da I told You that´s he´s extremely ticklish! - Jum Pin Hai Hey buddy, I know it´s winter, but not THAT cold to pee outdoor - Wai Ju Ding So Tai Nee Ok listen, this got to look like an accident - Hit Mai Ai He’s cleaning his automobile - He Wa Shing Ka This is a tow away zone - No Pah King Small Horse - Tai Ni Po Ni Did you go to the beach? - Wai Yu So Tan It’s very dark in here - Wai So Dim Has your flight been delayed? - Hao Long Wei Ting I thought you were on a diet? - Wai Yu Mun Ching Your body odor is so offensive - Yu Stin Ki Pu I didn´t know that You knew the lyrics to The Macarena - Wai Yu Sing Dum Song I got this for free - Ai No Pei Phew, this bathroom stink! - Hu Flung Dung Are you harboring a fugitive? - Hu Yu Hai Ding See me as soon as possible - Kum Hia Nao Stupid Man - Dum Fuk I bumped into a coffee table - Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni I think you need a face lift - Chin Tu Fat Our meeting is scheduled for next week! - Wai Yu Kum Nao Staying out of sight - Lei Ying Lo Great - Fa Kin Su Pah By Shratark Katarkar[TopLinked] [LION][2000+] Direct, Research Analyst at SaleSify "LOVE" 1 comment » Started by Deva Raju, Sr. Technical recruiter at Makro Technologies, Inc Very True buddy Great 1 By Daniel Gaikwad, Research Analyst at Salebuild A Story of a Blonde...!!! Add a comment » Started by Sylvester Undrasi, Research Analyst A blonde who's down on her luck is walking through a luxurious neighbourhood looking for odd jobs to do when she approaches a large house. She goes up to the house, rings the bell and the owner comes to the door. He asks the lady what he can do for her. The blonde tells him of her situation, that she is down on her luck and wants to know if he has any odd jobs that she could do. The man thinks about it for a second and then remembers that he has been wanting his porch painted. He asks the blonde if she paints? The blonde says, "Sure anything." "Well, I've been wanting my porch painted, how much would you charge?" the man replies. "I don't know, say $50 bucks." "Sounds good. Go ahead and get started." He closes the door and walks back inside. His wife asks him, "Who was at the door?" He tells her of the blonde and her situation and then told his wife that the blonde agreed to paint the porch for $50 bucks. The astonished wife says, "$50 bucks, but that porch goes the full length of our house and then some. It will be at least a few hours job. You really should pay her more." "But that's all she said she wanted, and anyway she's a dumb blonde!" 10 minutes later, they get a knock on the door. The man answers the door and the blone stands there and says, "All done." With a surprised look on his face, "I can't believe it, you're already done painting the entire porch." "Yes, and by the way it's not a porch it's a Ferrari." By Sylvester Undrasi, Research Analyst Honey ! 1 comment » Started by Deva Raju, Sr. Technical recruiter at Makro Technologies, Inc good 1 By Anuj Pillai, Sr. research analyst at salesify An inspiration 1 comment » Started by Steve Gibson, Lead Technical Safety Engineer at BP Very funny! My husband is an engineer - this will give him something to look forward to doing in retirement! By Rose Anderson, Owner, Pure Gallery, Inc. A reply to this bad world...!!! Add a comment » Started by Sylvester Undrasi, Research Analyst When we're in a sober mood We worry, work and think. When we're in a drunken mood We gamble, play and drink. But when our moods are over When our time has come to pass, We hope they bury us upside down So the world can Kiss our Ass...!!! By Sylvester Undrasi, Research Analyst My 5 favourite movies with humour. (other members may state their favourites ) 3 comments » Started by I. C, Group Controller Costing ,MIS & Group Head of Internal audit in a Kuwati Conglomerate Watch..Iceage I, Iceage II, Iceage III By Manish Pandey, Subject Matter Expert, Internet Research at Telegenisys Inc (TGSI) Watch Dogs ------------------------------- 1 comment » Started by Jaydeep Roy, Principal Research Engineer, ACE Technology, Inch'on, KOREA Rado By Manish Pandey, Subject Matter Expert, Internet Research at Telegenisys Inc (TGSI) Gaze upon the new magical magic that is Appel! 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